50 Blessings After Dark

[J.P. Picard @Macro_Harder]

People who are not familiar with Latin culture think it's related to age, but here is what is actually happening

On your 15th birthday(quinceañera) La Lechuza (owl witch) comes in the night to steal your youth, and if your soul is pure she lets you pass, if she sees darkenss, she goes to Tata Duende, dueño de casa (king of the short, bearded mischievous goblin spirits guarding the house) and asks for permission to take her youth.

Tata seeing the darkenss agrees but on one condition, you have time to purge the darkness. she casts a spell on you that steals your youth. However she is a fair witch and has agreed to give you time to become good so she casts the spell so that it doesn't efect you until you have eaten your 1 millionth bean. This happens the moment you swallow it and can be completely avoided by eating less or no beans.

The moral of the story is eating 1 million beans makes you fat.

[Stone Cold Status 🌲🥛 @ArmpitFeetEnjyr]

@PangurBn10 That’s just an Europoor thing. Being 6 years behind the U.S. in memes. But this post falls short because Midas didn’t release until 2020.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

The average man is stronger than 99% of women. If men collectively decided to kill all women, they could, but they don't because they have no desire to. That's because most men aren't as evil as you want to believe they are.

[Richard Arion @RichardArion1]

WOMEN LIE ALL THE TIME

MILLION OF MEN HAVE BEEN FALSELY ACCUSED IN AMERICA

THIS AFFECTS HIGHLY ACCOMPLISHED MEN

We must repeal the civil rights act to allow ourselves to exclude women from productive spaces otherwise everything becomes about women

[Dr. Mike Barker @YeOldeWordSmyth]

@sillhoette69 @Toranaga680640 @imaMFbird @aimeeterese No one because no crime occurred at Cornell

[Becky🏴‍☠️⚓️ @JustBotBecky]

Earl Silverman was abused and when he reported it to the police they laughed at him. So he set up an abuse shelter for men. It was funded by himself due to lack of government support unlike the female abuse shelters. He had to close and took his life a few months later.

Organisations for men only are considered discrimination and thus not allowed. So either the organisation focusses on women only or on both but give priority to women.

It's not about men not wanting to help men, it's that men are not allowed to help just men.

When men advocate for a male-only thing, it's shut down before it even started because it's considered discrimination. Giving the idea that men helping men is seen as an attack on women.

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@tylenoljones_ @kenzietuff Having just upgraded to a new phone recently, I agree. The spellcheck is way more aggressive on my new phone and yet it just creates more mistakes.

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@Danzfu0 @mattforney b8 used to be believable. Now we have 3rd world faggot retards like this posting

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@nameless8qo @mattforney What happenend to "believe all women" bro?

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@washingtonpost Her name is Lucy Craig and she's a disgusting whore

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@djoyousone @NoNotReallyX @BoringBattlecry @TheLaurenChen Ok but your retarded emotional outburst doesn't make you less wrong or retarded

[fmpoolps @fmpoolps]

Normgroids don't understand what an introvert actually is and got their perception of one from oversocialized quirk chungus fluoride demons

If you want to know why an introvert actually gets tired of talking, it's because you're a fucking shallow retard bred to be a slave.

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@t23548778 @MoronMining "good thing being gay isn't harmful then"

>lesbians have the highest rates of DV, rape, and divorce
>gays have the highest rates of narcotics abuse
>gays have the highest rates of STDs

Yeah stfu faggot

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@Toranaga680640 @plzbepatient "Medical personnel" and its a retarded water girl who did fuck-all but wanted to look important on camera.

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@Kamalfalilat The hate on Korra is because she's a retarded Mary Sue brown lesbian with no defining features

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@catharticnation @Not_an_alt_02 @sucesstrolling @Ferntoverdose Over his daughter joining an ideology that supports lesbianism (which has the highest rates of DV, divorce and rape)

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@AuroraDaCute @DarkTuberos You won't do shit except talk tough on twitter because you're a pussy faggot lmao

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@Blingo_Borgundi @AgreeingBook13 Ok at this point he shouldn't have been mad about the cyborg body, he'd used his war club quite enough. It's not like he died an heirless, hugless virgin.

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@ZVeryn96103 @misandristenby Not to mention that women oppress Men constantly, like how they don't have to sign up for the Draft but can opt into military service for benefits and clout and will be preferentially placed into safer roles which results in more Men dying

Or how women rape and sue minors for CS

[50 Blessings After Dark @50B_alt]

@ZVeryn96103 @misandristenby "women are the oppressed class-"

Didn't Lindsay Clancy just murder her own children and millions of women slandered her hsuband? And nothing happened to them at all? That sounds like the opposite of oppression to me.