I'm just a 50-year-old+ widower looking for his last first date. I've had 50+ so far. Anybody want to set an over/under line?
Every week in 2022, I'll tell you about one of these dates.
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221230
TTFN
This started as a resolution
And now it's time for dissolution
This may have brought some satisfaction
And stirred up tepid interaction
For ten years now, I've covered most things
One thousand seven hundred postings
Realistica...
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221122
Happy Thanksgiving 2022
I'm thankful for family and friends
I'm thankful for family that are my friends
I'm thankful for friends that are my family
I'm thankful for living in Ireland
I'm thankful for living in Kilkenny
I'm thankful ...
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221101
Wait till he charges per tweet
To Musk, free speech comes at a price
It will now cost to spew advice
If you prefer a big blue tick
You'll pay eight bucks to that rich prick
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221028
A callous phallus
The old man next door is a meanie
A fascist just like Mussolini
He's no treats just tricks
This ghoul has no fix
He suffers from small hollow weenie
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221011
55 First Dates at 55
Since I left the United States
I've been on 55 first dates
It's been a crazy last four years
I've had some laughs and caused some tears
But something changed nine months ago
I'm not alone - I'm not solo
I've fo...