Lannon

my big fat Greek life.

[Lannon @50thshadeofgray]

It took me 45 mins to piss in a cup at the doctors earlier and my mom told me and the whole waiting room I have performance anxiety

[✨Melly The Menace✨ @annamellly]

My liver hurts 😫

[TRINI🌴 @TriNiBaD_]

When the hoe says " what are we?"

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

How did they get this pic tho 🤔😩😂

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Tonight, Trump’s addressing the nation. Everyone should keep their eclipse glasses to protect eyes from the giant, orange ball of gas.

[✨Melly The Menace✨ @annamellly]

When all your coworkers are the shit & you make $200 in tips from bussing yesterday >>>>>

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

eating pussy thru glory hole then wall collapses & you discover you've just been sucking on network of skin tags in Steve Bannon's armpit💅🏼

[Jada Pinkett Smith @jadapsmith]

The people you love the most will inevitably devastate you.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love..."

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

[KB @kbnoswag]

Ladies, he's not "perfect" if you post about him daily and he won't even acknowledge you on social media lmao idc if he's your "newborn son"

[Lannon @50thshadeofgray]

the biggest turn off is people who disregard the feelings of others. it can make the most attractive person hideous

[Lannon @50thshadeofgray]

need to make some room on your phone? go through a breakup! just deleted probably 5000 pics and it feels soooo good

[billiam @BillRatchet]

there's like a 35% chance ima survive this summer