Today I signed an Executive Order to increase representation of women’s history in our national parks and historic sites.
Women’s history is American history. It’s time we better recognized women’s critical role in shaping our nation’s story in more places across our country.
Unfortunately, most of us walking around aren’t aware of what to do if we find ourselves in a sinking vehicle. Fear & panic will set in, costing us precious time. Take the time to learn what the steps are & coach you & your loved ones on them.
Here’s what you need to do ⬇️:
The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m blacked out, facedown in the driveway. My wife is crying, begging me to come inside & sing Happy Birthday to my son. “Please just reverse the Rav4” I whisper into the concrete.
A really fucked up part about being alive is when guys will look you dead in the face and tell you their favorite band is king gizzard and the lizard wizard and you have to pretend like that’s normal and okay