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trust

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

@bod9000002 i know why

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

“aurora borealis” it was probably just that green building again

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

@forlornwife used to only like diet coke and then i realized sometimes pepsi is good now life is a lot easier

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

do you think i could run around at the library or is that like being loud

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

still not attracted to kids

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

in quebec city rn. you can go straight on a red here

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I'd like to wish all of my friends--and even my many enemies--a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

[Meredith @normalbitch96]

Simply unfair that the state of Israel should get a pass on account of the Holocaust and not legendary filmmaker Roman Polanski

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

@bod9000002 you must obey him

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

@lserver362 so good

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

woke guy who forces himself to watch the wnba: the wnba is really good

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

one thing aa taught me: if you quit something ever it means you’re not addicted and you can do it again freely as much as you want

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

a reverse mortgage means they pay you right

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

feeling blessed, poised and not at all attracted to kids

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

if i don’t look at my phone first thing when i wake up and last thing before bed i’ll die from suicide

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

Fast Car by Luke Combs is the greatest cover i’ve ever heard

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

grimes has the contagious kind of autism

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

fuuuck did you hear about kobe? helicopter spazzed out… so gay

[funny and cute @514_Slut]

i hope when trumps president again he can make my little stocks go up