Fifty One Bard

Progressive Liberal scholar and uneducated anon shitposter.

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

@krystalball Krystal you are playing the guilty until proven innocent game. When there are allegations a court should decide the verdict.

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

@BriannaWu nice! I'm hoping when you get your cords back to health that you can try running for office as a leader for moderate Dems between next year and 2030. I'm 100% not being a random sarcastic guy, but truly it would be epic if you could.

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

This video is from 50 years ago in 1976 on the bicentennial celebrations of July 4th 1776. You can tell by this video that the 1970s decade had a unique identity and culture that does not exist in the 2020s decade. It would be next to impossible to recreate this video with 2020s symbolism and cultural imagery.

Do you understand?

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

Late night fireworks show with my neighbors. Real selfless patriots who bought a bunch of fireworks for our community to enjoy. This is what community is all about. Land of the free Home of the brave.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I became a citizen just six years ago and I’m happy to lecture and educate you on what it means to be an American and why your party is undermining American values.

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

The White House is posting cringe again.

This administration loves to push alternative facts and alternative history about American history.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both.

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

America’s birthday is today! I finished watching Independence Day (1996) tonight for the second time. You have my permission to be patriotic and anglophobic but not nationalistic on this day, Patriots.

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

I will allow the president to do a little trolling using AI because the end result is humorous.

I have spoken!

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

Inside

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

Outside

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

2026 is 50% complete.

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

The hashtag #biologicallydefeated is so funny because if you are weeping about another person that you know in person or especially do not know online who is dating or married to a partner or spouse from a different nationality and culture than you are among the weakest people in existence. You truly are biologically defeated.

People terrified about race mixing should have died out long ago, but sadly a harmful idea is hard to kill and continues on, because some people today are scared to have their ethnicity experience a slow death of declining fertility rates, but they will not go start a large family of their own.

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

July 2nd is among the most interesting and important days in the calendar. Pause and think.

• Days since January 1st, 2026: 182 days
• Days until December 31st, 2026: 182 days

• January 1 → July 2 = 182 days have expired
• July 2 → December 31 = 182 days are remaining

Are you winning, Son?

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

We have reached shocking audacious levels of “you will own nothing and you will be happy.” by a brazen corporation. I hope Sony retracts this evil corporate blog post written by someone whom added their pronouns by their name without reading the room.

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

This is an interesting perspective when we zoom out to see the bigger timeline. 75% of this century is still an unwritten story where anything good or bad could happen. So much beauty and tragedy has occurred in that 25% since 2000. I am a 21st century man with a plan. #hopecore #hopepilled #hopemaxing

[21st Century @21stCenturyTime]

@YearsProgress And the 21st Century is 25.50% complete.

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

@theneedledrop music

[Fifty One Bard @51bard]

@AuronMacintyre One less welfare queen, right?