530ChurchgateFast

being something in an anything-goes world
🏳️‍ g e n d e r f l u i d 🏳️‍
indecisive about my pronouns at the moment
🙌🏽🙌🏽fluent in GIF 🙌🏽🙌🏽

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#WokeTwitter's game in India is basically everyone shitting in a pot and then taking turns to stir it.

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@Tweetsoni1 @archimags @Aakar__Patel Adani, saale, real ID se aa.

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Dude forgot to mention he's also an idiot and has poor comprehension skills. 🤗

[BHARATVA @vrkiyyer]

@ShekharGupta Am a Keralite, and yes a vegetarian (I don’t eat even egg & understand I’m a minuscule minority). Don’t bully & threaten vegetarians by making these fringe statements. Just bcos meat-eaters are majority u can’t force feed veg eaters, no matter how much you try.

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@YajVanSi @zulfiahmed87 @munna21977 @vrishahi @ShekharGupta Not for very long now...

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@jayant27311777 @KrisNair1 Scandals worth trillions? Is that why the lundfakeer in charge has not been able to prove and prosecute even one of them?

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@zyadaahorahahai A thread and a film so beautiful it could break your heart...

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@pavpil @AnwarLegal @thesaudadeguy Yes. Let's quibble about that now. Fucking genius move.

[Apar Gupta @apar1984]

A gentle reminder, war is not a spectator sport.

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@AnantikaMehra Dude... Now is the time someone should be leaking out the instructions given by the IT cell to the bhakt brigade. That'll clarify everything, as to where this government's efforts are focused, on citizens' right or on self-preservation as always.

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@pavpil @AnwarLegal @thesaudadeguy Arre, bsdk, agar WB elections ke baad mayhem and murder thha, toh Dilli mein baitha Chikara apni gaand marva raha thha kya, jaise abhi marva raha hai?! Kaise ❤de ka minister hai, sirf election ki speech dene aata hai?!

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@singhvi16555125 @manojking11 @MukeshSharmaMLA Manoj Jain ji ko paise, flights, kisi bhi cheez ki koi killat nahin hone wali, sahab. Zaroorat padne par woh apni izzat utaar kar Pradhan Sevak ji ki gaand dhakne ko tak taiyyaar khade hain.

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@Atiquzzama @NitinNa33323290 @Manankrishna @abhisar_sharma Khansahab, kin ke muh lag rahe hain? Shakl, akl, dono se chutiye hain Narangji. Agar aapki baatein samajhne ki kshamata hoti unnmein toh woh aisi bakaiti thodehi karte?

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@birinchibaba96 @PLCAUTO @eferns67 @SaketGokhale @nsitharaman Arre, arre, Babaji, aap toh yeh SISIRji ka pajama hi kheench rahe ho. PradhanSevakji ka rakshan karte karte khud nange ho jaayenge bhaktjan. 😢

[muhammed deshmukh @drdang]

i think we understate how wretched a profession advertising is and the hell it has wrath on a country like ours. remember when it was trend for brands to let indie filmmakers make short films about important progressive subjects™️ and everyone here lauded them

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@gauraav0308 @ajitanjum Singh sahab aaj chutiye bane pade hain.

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@IceManV0 @vinod_jhaveri @coolfrnds4u @CornerKishor @vinod_jhaveri ji, waise government ka muh mein lete lete itni zillat bhi theek nahin. Bhaktjan aaj kal har chaurahe par apni izzat utarwa rahe hain. Sambhal jaaiye.

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@IceManV0 @vinod_jhaveri @coolfrnds4u @CornerKishor Because even Veekayji knows that if he tries to answer factually, unke tatte muh mein aa jaayenge.

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@beblunt0909 @bainjal Bsdk, ek harami insaan Amar Jawaan Jyoti bujhaane jaa raha hai, aur aap Sonia Gandhi, Bunty Babli kar rahe ho? Agar aap joh keh rahe ho usme 1% bhi sach hota, toh aapka napunsak leader kya kar raha hai 7 saal se? Jail mein kyun nahin daala Gandhis ko? Point pe kabhi mat bolo tum.

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@pratul_mall @bhagya2see @mayank_sxn Bhai, aap hi toh Fekuji ka hagga saaf karne aaye.

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@pratul_mall @bhagya2see @mayank_sxn Bhaisahab, aap ITR filing dekh lijiye. Modi apne aap hagg lenge.