Xigourney Uyghur

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Harry McKay at quarter time

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I wonder if ariana grande can pick up a 30 pack of coke zeros. Probably not

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I know Hellen Keller was sleeping good as hell

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Accidentally clicked on an instagram jewellery page and ruined my feed

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I haaaate the current marketing trend of brands issuing apologies like ‘we’re sorry our product is so good and our sale just got even bigger :(’

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Saw a girl wearing a peaked beanie last night

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Beautiful array of garbage out front of my parents house this weekend

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@paul_piss Both huge fans of snakes alive exports

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Me when my doctor said 6/7 three times today

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@mjpmjpmjpmjp I wish!

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Solemnly buying my first four door car

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@HeavyMogger Happy birthday king

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Lets get a bag 😂 and nose beers etc is this generations epic bacon very cringe

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Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

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Hot tip for this winter, you can call anyone wearing a trench coat Inspector Faggot for a little giggle

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@iPad_Latino Would you still love me if i was worm and welcoming

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My dad survived another heart attack last week but i think he can die peacefully now that Michael Voss is gone

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‘Dry clean only’ like im gonna let a shirt tell me what to do

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Walking through a Salvo’s filled with barrel leg pants in two years time

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@paul_piss The 360 special