I’m at ihop n da Bill come out to $24.67 i give her a $100 bill . 😭 this bitch walked around the restaurant for 20 minutes I’m like can i get my change . She tb oh im sorry i didn’t know you needed change brb . Ho stop fuckin playin wimme in hea fr fa i show you how i hop bitch
The AK-47 is the most overrated piece of garbage ever adopted by a national military, and nostalgia-blinded fanboys need to hear it.
People act like it’s an indestructible magic wand because it can function while caked in mud, while completely ignoring the fact that it has a trash-tier stamped receiver, terrible ergonomics, a safety selector that sounds like a bear trap closing, and accuracy so bad you couldn't hit a dumpster from the inside.
An AR-15 will outshoot it, out-ergonomic it, and out-perform it in every single category that actually matters in a real firefight, but internet commandoes keep drooling over Soviet surplus just to larp in the woods.
People can joke about Steven Seagal all they want, but the man has earned his place in action movie history. He brought a different style of martial arts to Hollywood. You might question his fighting abilities, but you can't deny his influence on action cinema. His movies were a big part of what made 90s action films so entertaining. Give the man his flowers ‼️
We rented an apartment for two years. The landlady handed us the keys and disappeared into the sunset. In those two years, she never once visited, called, or even asked how things were going.
After two years, we moved out and sent her the keys by courier.
She messaged us: "s....
A car dealer was STUNNED when a car an elderly woman believed was a Ferrari 308 arrived at his dealership, only for the team to realize it was a kit car that looked like a Trans Am 😳👀
“This is not a Ferrari. This is a kit car”
“What am I gonna tell her?”
Beverly Hills police revealed a device that launches a nearly impossible to remove GPS tracker onto fleeing cars, letting officers follow them without a dangerous pursuit 😳🚔
“Stick it to someone’s bumper and say, ‘Good luck getting away.’”