Muck the Phets

Byzantine Catholic ☦️🇻🇦,
American 🇺🇲,
Proud Member of the #BBC Movement,
Go birds,
Eat Shit pitt

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

so then pick one. being named the all-star starter is supposed to be an honor given to a pitcher, not because otherwise it would be "impractical". fuck all the way off.

[Abraham Ash / 𐤀𐤁𐤓𐤄𐤌 @Historycourses]

I retweet this every time I see it

[Noah Hiles @_NoahHiles]

Isn’t the goal to not lose in the first round this year?

[elly ⚢ @pwhlesbian]

???

[WVU Sports @WVUSports]

Nothing like a little singalong 🎶🇺🇸

@USMNT

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

🗣️🗣️ Country roads, take me home…
To the place I belong 🗣️🗣️

[ESPN @espn]

COUNTRY ROADS HITS DIFFERENT IN OMAHA 🔥

@WVUBaseball gets a W in its MCWS debut!

[Muck the Phets @56YardFieldGoal]

@UKBaseball

[ESPN @espn]

SING THAT SONG, WEST VIRGINIA!

What a moment in Morgantown. This is why we love college baseball ❤️

[Muck the Phets @56YardFieldGoal]

@WVUBaseball Tell the team they need to save some runs for later please

[Muck the Phets @56YardFieldGoal]

@OvertimeMcBee Lol

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

If you want to pitch in for the Tweetman family car fund (we’re fine but if you want) just retweet this and like it so I get ad revenue

[Cash_Nicholson @Cash_Nicholson]

This whole ‘spanking kids is abuse’ thing seems like it is the male version of women doing the “I was sexually assaulted” thing where for some it means forcibly violated against their will and others it means a below average looking man tried to flirt with them.

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Texas and Ohio State are about to kick things off here in Au-

WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! TEXAS TECH IS HERE! AND THEY'RE CASHING IN THEIR OIL MONEY TO BUY OUT OHIO STATE!

[Muck the Phets @56YardFieldGoal]

@CBsBReference @kennyfknpowerss @11point7 @MLB Who has the rest of them?

[Muck the Phets @56YardFieldGoal]

@LEGOTtNewsI The Hobbit was always my favorite. It's a shame they never finished it

[LEGO Games News* @LEGOTtNewsI]

GIVEAWAY 🚨🦇

We are giving two lucky people a free DIGITAL code for the Deluxe Edition for #LEGOBatmanGame on May 18th

All you have to do is retweet/follow and comment what your favorite LEGO Game is!

[Muck the Phets @56YardFieldGoal]

@CanesStats Yeah they're rigging it against us by putting us on the powerplay so much

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

Chills.

[Muck the Phets @56YardFieldGoal]

@gumbywvu @PenguinsJesus Lol

Suck it