In a genius move, The Onion has bought Infowars 😂😂😂.
We hope never to hear from Alex Jones again except for one last time - he can come to us and give a farewell press conference. 😂
qualifications:
—left dead bear in Central Park
—decapitated a whale
—affair with reporter
—vaccine conspiracies
—accused of molesting nanny
—wife killed herself when found his erotic diary detailing 37 affairs
—sued siblings to control her burial location
—a worm ate his brain
Everyone: oh my god, these cabinet picks, can you believe it?
Me: yeah, I can, because I just spent several months warning everyone that this is what was going to happen
Was I really just screaming into a void?
The ability of demagogues & autocrats to surprise, to create a new scandal every day, is their superpower. It diminishes attention to the previous day's transgressions & normalizes them. It slowly numbs the senses, including outrage. Values are the only defense. Hold them dear.
Garcia: That this person would come in to gut the NIH I think is shameful
*clapping*
Garcia: Ms. Greene, you can clap all you want but it is shameful and dangerous