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[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

Trump says Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016, successfully rigged it while *he* was president in 2020, then forgot how to rig it again in 2024. So the only election Democrats supposedly stole was the one he himself controlled.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe this bullshit.

[Covie @covie_93]

The President of the United States had to pay nearly $6 million to a woman he raped and it barely made the news for a day.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The guy who’s on tape asking Georgia Republicans to find him 11,700 votes wants you to believe Democrats in Georgia are cheating. Be fucking serious.

[Peter Ratcliffe, forever Canadian 🇨🇦 @PeterHRatcliffe]

It would be normal diplomacy to remove any foreign ambassador who openly promotes removal of Canada's sovereignty and who openly consorts with seditionists, felons, etc.

Rarely do I believe that we're being too polite, but in this case I do. Throw him back to the Southern Swamp.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“I don’t believe in climate change.”

Bro, it’s not the Tooth Fairy. It’s science. You either understand climate change or you don’t. It has nothing to do with your beliefs.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

John Oliver mocked Jesse Watters for pushing Trump's Reflecting Pool sabotage conspiracy by airing footage he admitted hadn't been verified and didn't prove a crime.

Watters: They'll probably tell you they dropped their wedding ring.

Oliver: Maybe they dropped their wedding ring after leaving their wife for a 25-year-old coworker.

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Sen Tammy Duckworth: “If you have a different name on your birth certificate than is on your drivers license, you CANNOT vote, and so for the 69 MILLION American WOMEN who took their husband’s names, you cannot vote. That birth certificate is not valid. By the way, military IDs will not be valid for you to be able to vote, neither will your REAL ID…So you have to go in with a passport that matches your current ID, and you know how hard it is to get a passport? Number one, it’s expensive and number two, theres such a backlog in the State Department, some people are waiting 3-6 months to get a passport. And so, think about the 69 million American women who married and took their husband’s name, you can no longer vote under the #SAVEAct…and in order to have housing for young people who…don’t see home ownership as being something that they can achieve, he’s going to hold women who are married and took their husband’s name hostage.” 🤦‍♀️

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 and was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross malpractice

And here we are 27 years later RFK Jr dredging up the same nonsense

Such a tiresome waste of time

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Netanyahu screams about security. Trump screams about enemies. Billionaires scream about freedom while funding surveillance. Every authoritarian uses fear as a currency, and all of them - EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM lie to you.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

America is back fighting a war we already won because Iran shot down an Apache helicopter with a military we already destroyed, and it's all over nukes they never had and a strait that was wide open.

Is that about right?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So… Iran, a country whose military we’ve “destroyed”, was able to shoot down one of our Apache helicopters, during a “ceasefire”, in the middle of a war that isn’t a war, which is “two days” away from ending?

[Covie @covie_93]

The entire world is being held hostage by an 80-year-old pedophile.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

People have been asking for images of the flesh-eating screwworm that's been threatening livestock

[Saganism @Saganismm]

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”

— George Carlin

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Every fact is “fake news”

Every protest is “paid agitators”

Everything they don’t like is a “hoax”

Every election they lose is “rigged”

Imagine being so fucking weak and pathetic that you have to invent an alternate reality because you’re incapable of dealing with the truth.

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

[DulceBiatch @BiatchDulce]

Yep, Trump summed up perfectly.