Jason Murray

Driver of the Winnebago

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@mariana057 Even better would be to stop using single-use plastic.

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@markusjoha This has been driving me nuts since yesterday!

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@TheWmSchwartz @KatieBsongs @Kennettflash Get Lemmy some more shirts!

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You can probably remove “State of the art” from your sentence.

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@StephenAtHome I think Stipe said that it’s the end of the world as he knows it, and *he* feels fine. No guarantee that you’ll feel fine.

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Yesterday you delivered my prescription cat food from @PetSmart two blocks away, @FedEx. Thankfully my phone number was on the package and the home owner was kind enough to call me so I could get go grab it. You constantly mess up my deliveries, do you guys even care?

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@SamBrockNBC @NBCNews sigh

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Does #deplatform have to be a word? It gets a squiggly line.

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@loneblockbuster I call Goonies!

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@mykabit You can be my Dr. Jekyll any day.

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The century is now old enough to drink. And it needs one.

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@mazzapete It can be all three!

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@NPRKelly You’re fantastic!

[Dr. Jill Stein🌻 @DrJillStein]

As battle rages over Liz smearing Bernie as a secret sexist, consider that if Dem primaries used #RankedChoiceVoting, Sanders & Warren campaigns would be motivated to appeal to each other's supporters for 2nd place votes. Sadly, the current system incentivizes vicious attacks.

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@usmint @NPamericansamoa Love it!

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@mykabit He was fantastic.

[Catapult Sound @CatapultSound]

Congrats to the @TheRoosterBlues for winning the @BluesFoundation International Blues Challenge for best Self-Produced CD "Lock Up The Liquor", engineered and mixed by @BwillamK at @CatapultSound

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@sheepfilms 3. Crusty bread can't bend. It's one of Newton's laws.

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@JohnLegere You guys are really enjoying Trump's hotel when you're looking for merger approval! $2,246/night! That #tmobile magenta is starting to look shady! Been a customer for 20 years but won't be much longer if you keep it up. https://t.co/rs20zSek3Z

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@sleafordmods Sorry about that! Would love to have you back in NYC!