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Who wanna play Fortnite

[Christian @DondozoDude]

yeah bro I'm shiny hunting the non-shiny huntable mons post bank closure right now

[Alph @5alph]

If Josh Allen gives me negative points in fantasy I’m going to start allegations

[Alph @5alph]

I wish I was a woman with huge boobies so I could use them for Twitter engagement

[Alph @5alph]

@gryddz taught me how to love again

[Alph @5alph]

If a couple collects Pokemon cards together and gets divorced who keeps it

[Alph @5alph]

@APyroshark don’t like this

[Alph @5alph]

Fortnite porn is high key underrated

[Alph @5alph]

I wish Velma scooby doo was real…

[Alph @5alph]

Anime power scalers be like: my 15 year old is stronger and hotter than your 15 year old

[Alph @5alph]

@Shittycutcoms Two*

[SavageKid @SavageKid5027]

people who are better than me in fortnite are pedophiles

[althea @derpthea]

Monster was cooking when they made this

[Alph @5alph]

Eating lettuce in the shower pretending to be a scared baby rabbit during a thunderstorm

[Alph @5alph]

I slap my big fat belly and it sounds just like a seal

[Alph @5alph]

I put the homo to homosexual

[Alph @5alph]

@SAIKIEKO You don’t need to I already know the answer

[Alph @5alph]

I think an autism test would explain a lot

[Alph @5alph]

Thanks for liking my tweets! @gryddz @mayber0see !!!

[Alph @5alph]

@stevie5104 It’s a dog whistle for fart fetish

[Alph @5alph]

Thanks for liking my tweet @stevie5104!

[Alph @5alph]

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