savannah🥨

(i am large, i contain multitudes). she/her. unc 19. unc law 22.

[Chris 🐀 @JustACitrus]

@fuckyouiquit imagine accusing employees of stealing when the largest type of theft in the US is... wage theft.

[Icona @iconawrites]

Get your girlfriend what she truly wants this Christmas: the complete Clothbound Classics Penguin Collection.

[Down with US Empire... Yankee Go Home @jaybeware]

Glad to hear that Brittney Griner is headed home. Important to remember that the US incarcerates more Black women and at a higher rate than anywhere else in the world. Broaden the struggle to free them all. https://t.co/qrst1ryVmx

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Him: baby please don’t make a scene

Me:

[Markia Brown, AFC® @theemoneyplug]

If you have an Amazon package delivered starting 7 December, go to your Alexa and say, “Alexa, thank my driver.”

They get a $5 bonus, at no cost to you!

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

So maybe less paper straws and more abolishing billionaires

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

The best workout is a deep squat to pet a stray cat

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/jjqUNkphuG

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

OK geniuses, 48 years ago the minimum wage would cover rent. Pay more and you’d be fully staffed 💡

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Reminder that Thomas Jefferson who helped write the Declaration of Independence also said we should rewrite the constitution every 20 years so that dead people wouldn’t rule over modern society.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

POV you are a grilled cheese sandwich left briefly unattended

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Elon Musk’s kids should form a union

[dylan @twoheadedmother]

diet coke is more than a drink she is a sister a mother a guardian angel

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

I’m absolutely devastated for the people of America today.

Check on your friends.

Look after each other.

We’re all in this together, and the fight is just beginning.

A truly dark day for America.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

About a year & half ago I wrote a song about the story of a girl who always lived on the outside, looking in. Figuratively & literally. The juxtaposition of her loneliness & independence. Her curiosity & fear all tangled up. Her persisting gentleness & the world’s betrayal of it.

[Steven Greenhouse @greenhousenyt]

Excellent story on Sara Nelson, her efforts to unionize Delta & how she helped save tens of 1,000s of airline jobs during the pandemic

The pandemic galvanized many Delta attendants to want a union—"We had 1,000 flight attendants requesting cards overnight
https://t.co/ICgoJvkAqp

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Wage theft is the most expensive crime in the USA. Fifteeen BILLION dollars are stolen from American workers per year. What is wage theft, and why is this still happening? 1/

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Harry’s House. Out now.

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Better Homes & Gardens. June 2022.

Photographed by Tim Walker.