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@longislandviper @blakejharrisNYC He would fucking hate you if he knew who you were lol

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@NewWombat I hope you claimed the Bing Rewards points before buying it digitally

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@snowbikemike Mike what are you doing?! The game is on!

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@jeffgerstmann Give me Linda Ellerbee

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@dalykyle @EmmaVigeland Rob Monster sounds like a name my mom would say when she really meant Rob Zombie.

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@jadebudowski @SadBoyBarrett SNL is going to be insufferable this week, isn't it?

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@thelindsayellis Sorry I meant me beaching into 2021.

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@thelindsayellis *beaching

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@drmistercody Lincoln Project acting like a 2013 Twitter parody account.

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@bobservo Cool! Thanks for the heads up!

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@bobservo Do you have an iTunes link for the podcast episode?

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In Cars 3 all of the older Ford models are secretly anti-Semitic but claim themselves as alt-right.

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I don't trust Gallup polls. They just stirrup trouble.

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Welp, see you guys in another 108 years.

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Brett Favre, Al Capone, goats and clogged arteries. These things have plagued Chicago for years. Tonight we heal those wounds. #GoCubsGo!

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Have we considered that maybe Republicans are praying to the wrong God? Cthulhu would get shit done.

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When the Power Rangers have sex, do they shout out all the sex moves like they do when they morph?

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Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at your hair.

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[High as fuck]

*Eats 14 boxes of Pop Tarts*

"Damn, I really need to stop eating these Pop Tart boxes."

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Daredevil Season 2: Elektra Boogaloo