Kyle Daly

Managing director @fgs_global. Former tech editor/reporter @axios, @politico, @blaw, et al. Movie liker.

[Kyle Daly @dalykyle]

@pattymo A person familiar with the half-sister who requested anonymity in order to speak freely said that she has been very nasty and unfair and looked frankly disgusting at Tanya Robert’s 35th birthday bash

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@BAKKOOONN Big brisket

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@TheAlexSylvian MI2 sucks in ways that are confounding and the “actually it’s good” revisionism is so annoying, but across their non-MI careers, this is absolutely the case

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@pattymo We’re looking at data scraping very strongly. And we’re going to be very rough and, frankly, very nasty on the scrapers.

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@david_j_roth Watching the trailer for CHEWY (the Chewy Spree origin story) while I settle in to watch GLUG, about the product designer who came up with the idea of making the hole on soda cans 40% wider

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@JFrankensteiner Tarantino has a lot of bad takes in Cinema Speculation, but maybe the worst is his tossed-off dismissal of Hermann’s Taxi Driver score (“asshole with a sax”)

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@crushbort Logan Roy has obtained power armor

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@david_j_roth It turns out the Indy Star is something worse than Hitler: Woke Hitler. And they’re lamestream as well.

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@ByYourLogic @boring_as_heck One child may be the greatest genius (shot of a kid writing “E=MC²” on a chalkboard), while the very next child may be the most dangerous psycho (B&W shot of a kid pretending to scream while he shoots a gun). But is it nature? (babbling brook) Or nurture? (mother holding baby)

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@MikeIsaac @LizRummy The new AI autocorrect has to be seen to be believed

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@boring_as_heck @bransonreese ELON: Gin makes me retch but when the light catches bourbon in a priceless crystal cup, it’s hard not to smile…
DogeGary ✅: Mr. Musk please help, I am trapped in a laundry hamper

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@david_j_roth All else aside, it rocks that the investor class is so excited about offloading the work of “have a thought, any thought, no matter how insipid” to the machines

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@allahliker Also funny in that Sinclair is super right wing

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@oneunderscore__ Bro…

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@pattymo @david_j_roth My favorite blue-check replies are the ones where they just do completely brainless word association. Like “🎯 In the end, civilization, is all that matters…”

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@IllyBocean He’s what the Skinamarink demon looks like if you turn the lights on

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@boring_as_heck @dwayne_media MuskUniversity: “Technically speaking, the most perfectly functioning market is the human mind. The family is a close second.” - Elon Musk

QuizzicalJeffrey: 🙏Amen. The greatest organ, is the family. And true success, is family.

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@Srirachachau If anything, he should have gone back to edit guns into ET’s hands

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@david_j_roth @Ugarles This shit is also all just post-Trump Republicanism! They all pretend they hate foreign wars and attack Woke Capitalism! (The claim that he meaningfully addressed inequality is beneath mention.)

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@jeremypgordon My college town had two competing alt-weeklies! I started in journalism with an internship turned freelance gig at one of them, and while the pay sucked, it was no worse (this was in 2007) than what you’d get per word at a lot of national pubs today