JustALittleUnwell

Fuct up 🤷‍♀️

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

If I Google all my problems separately, I'm an anxious 40something, with old people problems, allergies, and sensitivity to low air pressure. If I Google them all together, I'm 5 minutes late for a heart attack. ☠️ #rip #old #allergies #googledoctor #dead

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

Throwing myself an "I'm 44 and single and have gone to a fuckton of bridal showers, weddings, and baby showers and deserve to be showered in gifts cause I'm a poor spinster shower". Wanna come?

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

Getting pretty tired of Tuesday not being Thursday.
#tuesdaysucks #TacoTuesday

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

@Rocky_Severino @JoJoFromJerz Anyone telling me I need a gun to go to the grocery store to protect myself from other people with guns at the grocery store is my actual enemy. Why do you need to carry a gun everywhere? What are you so insecure about?

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

Me watching @EdmontonOilers: I come here for @evanderkane, I stay for @KevinBieksa.
#OilersGoldenKnightsMegathreadGame2 #EvanderKane #hockeynightincanada

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

@chrissy22222 Is this a message for all Oilers fans, or just 10 year old girls you encourage people to spit on. You're disgraceful! I hope you're banned for life from all future games. I'm glad to hear you were fired!

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

I almost just commented on a Facebook post in my Reddit voice.
#Nope #TrumpArrest #Trump

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

Just finished therapy. My therapist said it sounds like things are going very well, and he told me to keep it up! So either I'm actually (generally) mentally healthy, or I'm a way better liar than I give myself credit for. #80hd #therapy #SundayMorning #mentalhealth #adhd

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

#OneTreeHill is finally on Amazon Prime Video and @falloutboy announces an album...with books with band pun titles in the video #coincidence #ithinknot I see you @petewentz from Fall Out Boy!

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

@the_anastasia @MenWithoutHats1

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

Excuse me while I gaslight myself into thinking I'm a narcissist.
#ActuallyAutistic #adhd #80hd #Gaslighting

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

Do you ever feel like you're not anxious, so you do something dumb, and then bam! Now you have anxiety!? #oristhatjustme #Anxiety #actuallyautistic #80hd

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

The #adhd urge to rearrange my entire apartment every time I have no plans is very real. #80hd #changeeverything

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

For April Fools day, it would be a fun prank if the entire internet just acted like the Karsashians/Jenners don't exist. Not a single like, or view, or mention. It would be even more fun if we then just kept ignoring them til they all fuckoff #byeee #Kardashians #EatTheRich

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

@Variety @KimKardashian I'd watch The Kardashians show if they all had to live for 1 year like a normal broke ass family. #Kardashians #KimKardashian #EatTheRich

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

Dear retailers, instead of categorizing "women" and "women+" maybe we can all just be women not matter what size we are. Since sizes are bullshit that mean nothing since there is literally no standard... #imnotobese #thebmiisbullshit #dobetter @OldNavyCA

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

@KianaFitz If Kanye was a woman he'd be on his way to a 13 year conservatorship run by James Spears #KanyeWest #BritneySpears

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

If Kanye was a woman he'd be on his way to a 13 year conservatorship run by James Spears #KanyeWest #BritneySpears

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

My adjectives are wicked/awesome. #grammar #Wicked #awesome

[JustALittleUnwell @5ftassassin]

@CBS please put #NorthernExposure on a streaming service! This 90s gem deserves to be seen!! @Netflix_CA @CraveCanada