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[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

NASDAQ is short for Nasdaiquiri

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

@Softlybunbun I would drink that laundry detergent so fast...

[aka @akafaceUS]

People are moving to NYC to pay $3000 dollars a month to live between the cracks in the drywall.

They don't even realize hamsters got better homes.

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Just remembered the story about a computer scientist who had his bike stolen and tried to explain binary search to a cop

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen

[Nan Ransohoff @nanransohoff]

well it’s the sentiment that counts

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

People have really lost all ability to detect AI slop... the future is here.

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

This old home needed a refresh

We got rid of the gross overgrowth, updated the colors to something modern, and gave the place a timeless feel

So proud of my team

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

I'm actually pro whatever the f- this is.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Her husband started sleeping in a tent in their backyard after his wife stopped having sex with him. She’s now worried about what the neighbors might think.

Advice columnist Carolyn Hax weighs in.

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

Just take your dang shoes off!!

[any other leader would be 20 points ahead @anyotherleader1]

We have to use soggy paper straws whilst the rich are covering their shoes in single use plastic to visit their underground car parks

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I only bumped into my ex once after we broke up, it was 2 months later and I was coming back from a goth-themed birthday party. We did not address my outfit.
I just realized for the past 3 years she thinks in response to our breakup I, a 37-year-old man, turned goth.

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

@loganclarkhall Not passive enough. "for some packages sent in the mail"

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

As a long time @PhillyD viewer since cringing through the Megan Fox Watch days, I was so disappointed to see him tease his crashing out podcast with an antisemitic dogwhistle.
Tell us how you really feel, I guess.

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

@markgadala Naw, this isn't AI, I remember this episode.

[Chris @chrisdaplant]

@HoosierSpeaker What’s stopping them from adding another if not two more men

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

@jzux So... watching Emily in Paris in our current timeline?

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

Ever feel like the entire cabal of elites is in a group chat/partying without you?

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

I like Best Before dates, cuz same.

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

@FrMatthewLC

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

I cannot believe how upset this is making people 😅

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

@blumenfeld My mom is unfortunately not on this app, but her answer would be: every movie she has ever seen.

[Anonymous & Employable @NEthingButWork]

@NickAdamsinUSA Nick, I keep trying to buy Melania tickets and my mouse keeps slipping, forcing me to watch Zootopia 2 over and over again. I'm not a child, but tears are welling.
Can I get some free Melania tickets?