△⃘⃒ndy Short

Boot camper , Biker , Football Fan Peterborough Utd, OCRs

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

@NellyChristmas My problem is not with the red,I don’t think it was serious foul play but it was cynical and stupid. I’d want it given if I was https://t.co/LDP8jOKGlM’s the inconsistency.Gomes’ was way worse and only given as a yellow. I get 2 referees thinking different but same guy same game

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

@DPod82 Tainted title if they win it now. Another *

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

@JPryar @TheFergusonWay That fan base should be football fans not just Utd fans. He’s awful.

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

@DPod82 Genius 🤦🏼‍♂️ Any idea why he wasn’t sent off as well ?

[Ell Bretland @EllBretland]

Peterborough are 19th in League One. They play Everton at Goodison Park in the FA Cup on Thursday.

They’ll be cautious, defensive and act like a small club against one of the big boys. They’ll struggle to hit a shot on target.

As for Peterborough, I’m sure they’ll be up for it.

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

@SRBoxed @SheffieldUnited Posh fan sneaking on your post… Burrows at Wembley… I miss that guy…

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

@hagger37 They say if you can’t be good be lucky. We’re miles away from either. Can only hope there are 4 sides worse or unluckier than us this season.

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

@QPRTaylor25 Poor man’s Pete Collins.

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

@fesshole Plot twist, Yusuf Islam sent this Fess in.

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

Proof should it be needed that fans are an afterthought for the powers that be. RIP The Working Man’s game.

[Peterborough United @theposh]

The Club have issued the following statement following the announcement that our Emirates FA Cup Third Round tie against Everton will be played on Thursday 9th January.

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#pufc

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

Danny Mills is a 🤡 👞 pass it on.

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

@JPryar @ManUtd

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

@QPRTaylor25 @JulianMKD 😬😬

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

@RShrubb Unfortunately I know exactly what it is… 18. To the MOT station and back. Chaotic year.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Rice scores the first
Grealish scores the second

Only way this could get worse for Ireland is if Margaret Thatcher pops up and scores the third

#IREENG

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

Help raise £2500 to help 2 charities. Ehlers Danlos Support Uk and the loca.. Please #donate on @justgiving and RT https://t.co/rniiEpyPQY

[Slow Sports News @SlowSportsNews]

BREAKING:🚨Ivan Toney has signed for Peterborough United on a three-year deal. ✍️

Read more: https://t.co/92Xfn7kQmd

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Sir Keir Starmer says JESUS do you cunts EVER stop moaning?

[△⃘⃒ndy Short @5hort5tuff]

@denimblueeyes This performance… https://t.co/O7873mp1x9

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Quick story about Sven-Goran Ericksson (RIP). Such a good man, open and easy to talk to. You needed humility being the first “foreign” England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 manager, but one night we realised just how humble (and witty) he was.

At a charity dinner after the World Cup in 2006, when he was no longer England manager, I was lucky enough to be on his table. Finding my moment, I asked “why did you include a 17 year old Theo Walcott in the World Cup squad when he hadn’t played a single game in the Premier league?”

I didn’t want to upset him because it was a controversial decision at the time - he took an injured Wayne Rooney and a struggling Michael Owen but left out a fit and well Jermaine Defoe. But he replied “no, it’s a good question. Many would like to know. I could not say then, but I can now…” and explained his thinking with a measured response:

“You know, the countries that do well at World Cups always have a ‘secret weapon’. A player unknown to the other teams, to bring on as a substitute to help win a game in the latter stages. This was Theo. And we agreed to use him only in a semi-final or the final.” He and his assistant Tord Grip had seen Walcott in a reserve game at Arsenal and said Theo had “lightening pace” and was “extremely skilful.” Theo was “the perfect unknown quantity to surprise teams and steal a goal and win a championship. That’s why we took him, not Jermaine” he concluded.

I then offered “but Sven, in the quarter final v Portugal we lost on penalties. After Rooney got sent off, surely that was the time to bring on Walcott - not Peter Crouch as you did - to use Theo’s pace and score an extra time winner when we were down to 10 men?”

He looked at me as if it was the first time anyone had ever suggested the idea. He looked ruefully at all of us on the table and said “well now that you say it, yes maybe I should have. In retrospect, this was a mistake.”

The table went silent. We all seemed to be contemplating what could have been, for England and for Theo Walcott. Sven broke the silence with “Omid. Tell us a joke.” I laughed coz it was a delightfully off beat way to deflect, and without thinking, I did. A really inappropriate joke that got absolutely nothing. With a wink and a smile Sven then said “you see, it’s not always easy to think of the right thing to do in the moment, as Mr. Djalili just showed us, and so well.” Cue big laugh.

We understood at that moment, sometimes even the best laid plans can go to cock. And that’s life. It was new information and no one judged him.

Personally I was just thrilled he knew my name.

#SvenGoranEriksson