iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.
iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.
Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »
I’m gonna piss off a lot of people saying this again but If a man pays child support, and later find out that the child isn't even his, the mother should have to pay all of it back
This shit is funny because nobody sane or who wasn’t pandering ever said George Floyd was a hero.. we just said he shouldn’t have been murdered by a cop who kneeled on his neck for 9 minutes.
my brother met my sister boyfriend and asked him how many btches he got why the lil boy said 1 he said “oh so my sister a bitch ?”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭