Robert Red Ford™

Alive and well against all odds, driving my red Ford. Living life one joke after the other! (parody)

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

As an online nobody, I feel honored to have so many people enduring my written and legitimate grift against the Nazis. Some of you might even be way better than I am as person, and would deserve more stage than this pathetic character I portray in this network...

Now, that I ended with this self dishonest modesty tirade (because in reality I'm the most awesome dude in the world), click that follow button and let's make these MAGA fuckers go through online hell 🤣🤣

[M.S.E @Shidokado1]

Companies will drug-test regular workers for weed while the executives throw coke parties.

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

There are 11 fake Democrats!

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

I guess John Voigt rubbed more than good acting onto Ricky Schroeder, and only the bad part stuck onto that little boys mind

[Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸 @JustJenRX]

Ricky Schroeder is right.

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@Brads_Pitstop Hallmark is too good for those pos

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Now that James Gun has left DC, Dean Cain must be masturbating with the possibility of a call to reprise the role...

Kevin Sorbo will be picked to play Brainiac, and the movie will go directly to the VHS discount bin!

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@elonmusk Go cry for yourself in Argentina!

[Critics Choice Awards @CriticsChoice]

Alex Gibney had a message for Elon Musk!
Accepting the Critics Choice Award for Best Biographical Documentary for “Musk,” director Alex Gibney joked that the film’s subject, Elon Musk, “will be intensely enraged by this award.”

A win celebrating the importance of fearless documentary storytelling.

Watch the 11th Annual Critics Choice Awards on YOUTUBE https://t.co/FZpaLY7xSn…

#CriticsChoice #CCDocAwards #AlexGibney #ElonMusk #MuskDocumentary

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

This is the kind of stuff there has to be accountability for. The corruption cannot go unchecked.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

If you think Pete Hegseth was even remotely qualified to be Secretary of Defense you're even dumber than Kevin Sorbo

[Robert Criz @RobertCriz1]

Tesla pays $323 million in taxes yearly to China. Tesla paid $0 in US taxes in 2024 and 2025. I think I found the welfare queens.

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@CaptainClippy Those bodyguards are made of meat too...

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

"Release Lui... the Kraken"

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

UnitedHealth made over $6 billion in profit in just 3 months. Reportedly denying about 1 in 3 claims.
You paid your premium. They denied your claim.
They kept your money. Then they called it a "record quarter." And it's all legal.

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Fucking couches should be an impeachable offense

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Has Pete Hegseth committed impeachable crimes? The question is absurd and the answer is: obviously not.

Like so much of Congress, impeachment has become a ridiculous show that stands in for actual policymaking. Congress has so many tools for registering its policy disagreements. Rather than use them, they're going to try to impeach Pete Hegseth. They did the same to Donald Trump. Legislation is hard. Impeachments are easy (and ultimately, inconsequential).

The irony is that legislators are most angry at Pete on the issues where he's most correct: repositioning forces away from Europe/Ukraine and reorganizing the general officer corps.

This isn't about Iran, this is about the fact that Pete took on the bureaucracy at the Pentagon.

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@JDVance Couch stainer

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@kilogolfsierra yeap, it sucks ass!

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

A.I. Russel Brand is a better actor than real Russell Brand

[I MacHunt 🇮🇪🍀😉☘️🍻🍺😷☣️🤪 @I_MacHunt]

Whoever created this is a genius 😂😂😂😂

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Let me say this for the folks on The Hill:

No fucking way.

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@bethanybelton This is more like it

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

The downfall of the orange turd will be a sight for sore eyes!

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Too late for that bro! I'm a gonner!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The challenges posed by #ArtificialIntelligence and unregulated automation can put countless jobs at risk and become a real threat to proper integral human development. Technology must always be subject to ethics; an algorithm cannot replace human discernment or a worker's value. Access to work for all must be a high priority for public policies and economic processes, serving as a criterion for evaluating the human quality of any development model. #ApostolicJourney #Argentina

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@Oluwaphilemon1 But the context size is shit