Robert Red Ford™

Alive and well against all odds, driving my red Ford. Living life one joke after the other!

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Trying to get into the trend of actors with car names in the end! If it worked for @theliamnissan and @thetomcelica, it should work for me!

I fucking hate Trump and I truly believe he's worse than John Doe, and that guy decapitated my movie wife and raped Antony Rapp!

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

2 years and 7 months left for the orange turd to disappear... Hopefully sooner

[Tiff4Mahogany_44 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 NATO MEMBER @tiff4mahogany]

Hunter Biden on Twitter:

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

We need @HunterBiden in #smokefleet asap.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[HR-V Keitel™ @HRVKeitel]

@HunterBiden @sabinelentink @Kenn321705 I don't know if that's entirely true. You live rent free in many MAGA heads. That undoubtedly has caused at least some of them to shrivel.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@ryangrim And that’s just the tip of the iceberg- has anyone looked at the 37,000 stock trades Trump made- just in the first quarter of the year. It’s insane.

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@TheKevinDalton @HunterBiden At least he knows his dad, isn't that so, KEVIN...

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Strong arm of the liberal media? Liberal? Larry Ellison owns CBS, CBS News, TikTok a billion dollars into X which is owned by Elon Musk. The Murdock’s own Fox, Fox News, The Verge, Eater, Polygon, New York Magazine, The Wall Street Journal, the New York Post, HarperCollins, The Times, The Sun, Sky News Australia, Tubi, and the Vox media podcast network. Zuckerberg owns Meta- Facebook/ Insta.

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

I don't need sleeping pills anymore, this shit will do it in 10 seconds!

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Donald J. Trump announces the next step in the administration’s successful war on crime: the Department of Justice’s Model Cities Initiative, designed to slash violent crime and RESTORE LAW AND ORDER in major cities across America. 🇺🇸

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@9271yekie @theliamnissan @kp13rce ... or do some heroin? :D

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@WhiteHouse So... what about the clot? How's he doing?

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Jared Kushner has a good eye and timing for islands that are just about to lose its protected state in order to be bought

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I heard Lindsey Graham made him delete this tweet

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Praying for the clot 🙏

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Fucking burn them into the ground @HunterBiden we are here to amplify the message!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

Benny Johnson sure likes them johnsons!

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am William Pulte, and as of this morning the President Trump appointed me acting Director of National Intelligence of the United States.

I am thirty-eight. I have never held a security clearance, never served in uniform, never sat through a briefing that wasn't about interest rates. The President says I have deep experience in the safety and soundness of ten trillion dollars. He is right. I have spent two years deciding which Americans are sound and which are not, and now I get to do it with satellites.

You know me from Twitter. I invented Twitter philanthropy. I picked strangers at random and sent them thirty thousand dollars over Cash App, winners announced in the thread, and three and a half million people followed me to watch it happen. Is that a fanbase? It is a voluntary intelligence database, self-enrolled, fully consented, sorted by who needed the cash most. The desperate identify themselves, like fish swimming up to the boat. I only read the replies.

Before this I ran housing finance. I want to be clear about my method, because people call it political and it is not. It is real estate.

I noticed Lisa Cook had listed two homes as primary residences. Mortgage fraud. I referred her. Then I turned to Letitia James. Adam Schiff. Eric Swalwell. Fani Willis. One after another, the way you'd pull comps on a block before you buy it. I am a homebuilder. My grandfather was also named William Pulte, and he laid the foundations, the literal ones, poured concrete, raised the largest homebuilder in America. I inherited the name and the trade. I know what a house is for, and it is not for shaving a point off your rate, and it is certainly not for sitting in judgment of the President after I have your closing documents open on my desk.

The President removed Cook in August. A judge blocked it in September. The Supreme Court let her keep the seat in October. One of my deputies went on television and promised she will be charged no matter how the Court rules. I did not correct him. I never interrupt a man who is describing the future.

They have a phrase for what I do. Safety and soundness. I applied it to Jerome Powell, who refuses to cut rates and refuses to quit, which renders him, by my own definition, unsound. So I post at him. From my personal account, the same handle where I gave away the thirty thousand dollars, which has lately become the handle where I issue agency directives, because nobody instructed me to stop and I have never once stopped of my own accord.

I still run the FHFA. I chair Fannie Mae. I chair Freddie Mac. Nobody asked me to surrender any of it, so I kept all three, the way a careful man keeps the gas masks. I am the only person in this city who can pull your mortgage, your followers, and the President's Daily Brief from a single chair, and wire you a Cash App payment before I stand up.

The transition team asked for my hundred-day plan. I sent them a screenshot of my following list.

Here is how it works now. The tip line is a giveaway. Report a neighbor, get entered to win, winners announced in the thread. Americans will watch each other for far less than thirty thousand dollars, I have run the numbers, and the ones who do it for nothing are the ones I keep.

Everyone begins sound. Soundness can be lost. This is no longer a watchlist, you understand, because a watchlist names suspects and mine names all of you, which is broader, which is more fair.

I do not declassify documents. I retweet them. The President's Daily Brief drops at nine eastern, peak engagement, and the version with the names goes only to close friends.

Foreign intelligence is the identical trade on a wider street. Ask me which countries claimed two capitals as a primary residence. I have already referred three.

The GAO opened an inquiry into me. Into whether I abused my authority, as though authority came with some gentler setting. I welcomed it warmly. A federal probe is just the government admitting you matter, and I read their letter the way I read all correspondence now, as a roster of names bolted to addresses. They are still awaiting my response. It will come. The GAO leases its office, and I have studied the lease.

Tulsi stepped aside at the end of May. They wanted somebody quickly, somebody confirmed for something, anything at all, and I had been confirmed for housing back when the Senate still confirmed people. So I serve in an acting capacity. It happens to be my specialty. I have spent my whole life qualifying for posts the morning after I already occupied them, and the paperwork has always wandered around to my side eventually, the way a jury softens once it remembers where it parks.

My confirmation hearing arrives in the fall. Am I nervous? I have already read the file of every senator who will sit in that room. I have read the file of every reporter who will describe it. Two of them took my money in 2021, and neither gave it back.

The eighteen agencies no longer need to speak to one another. They need to speak to me. You can reach the entire intelligence community by tagging me, and most of you already have.

Like and retweet for national security. Winners announced in the thread.

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@NancyMace You were reduced to a joke

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

Rise and shine Muchachos.
These MAGAts aren't gonna troll themselves

[Robert Red Ford™ @TheRobRedFord]

@Smil3yAngel Have a fabulous day