Simon🇪🇺

Dance as though no one is watching you, Love as though you have never been hurt before, Sing as though no one can hear you, Live as though heaven is on earth

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

We are all hostages to the things we love, if we do not love, then life is meaningless.

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@Starlink I've blocked you, and yet here you are on my feed.

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@supertanskiii Since '78

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@supertanskiii It ain't coming home, but we've still got The Falklands.

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@supertanskiii That's quite clever and funny, the Count of Cunty Crypto I did chuckle.

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@ackneycarriage @MartinSLewis Do you have a sun visor on the passenger side of the cab? If so, could you place a "For Hire" on it and show it when you're available, and flip it up when you have a fare. It's not ideal, but may get you more customers.

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@willo_ian @andyburnham @MetroMayorSteve Am I right in remembering that he only did something regarding Hillsborough when he was cornered at one of the memorial services at Anfield?

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@andyburnham I don't trust you one bit. We need to tax the rich properly, clamp down on offshore bank accts and mega corporations, and much closer ties to the E.U. (SM at the least), full nationalisation of water, elec, gas, trains. But you won't, you'll just be the same suit, different face

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@RichardBurgon @LabourList

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@OctopusEnergy If I have a hard wired battery with solar, can I add a plug in battery too?

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@MartinSLewis Easy job, plan to be sacked, £100,000 pension per year for life, where do I sign up?

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@supertanskiii I will not take any notice or criticism from a cuntry who's leader buried his ex-wife on a golf course so he can avoid paying tax.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

#bscksv Seriously! Do we want promotion?

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@MarinaPurkiss @JeremyVineOn5 Spot on as usual.

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

"He's a weirdo."

"He don't think he really is a man of the people."

We asked Southend what they think of Nigel Farage and Reform.

[Dr_Rebecca @Dr_Bekka_UK]

Not only is Labour MP Tom Hayes disabling replies, but he’s also been caught swiping Green Party leaflets from letterboxes. That's theft. Keir Starmers Labour is so sleazy.

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

Surely, that's a red card.
#EBSBSC

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@Grok after blocking you, why I still see your posts?

[Simon🇪🇺 @5imon1963]

@SavingSessions We always join, but as we fortunately have solars and battery storage, we rarely use the grid at this time.