Smudge

Scheißeposter. Btts bingo enthusiast. Peaked in 2010. ⚽️🏉🥛🎰

[Smudge @5mudger]

@paulredhead1 @damienslash Thats cause we're relatively normal blokes, luckily.
Get @sean_evans93 to tell you about his sisters mates though...

[Damien Slash @damienslash]

When your left wing friend calls you "divisive"

[Smudge @5mudger]

That 2nd clip from the closer angle is genuinely insane. What the fuck are they doing?!

[Steve's Law 🇬🇧 @MaximusChud]

Every leftist insisted that I left out the context and that he must have instigated it and thrown bricks at them

Here's what actually happened: He was sitting on a wall for 30m, and when the cops decided to push into the crowd, he didn't move

[Smudge @5mudger]

Gay men blowing eachother > Muslim men blowing everyone up.

[Roshan M Salih @RmSalih]

Looking at my replies it seems to have come as big news to many people that Islam isn't down with the LGBTQ crowd.

I'm sorry but no amount of vitriol you throw my way can change the Word of God.

Homosexual acts are a major sin according to the Qur'an. And nothing woke liberals say is going to change that.

[Smudge @5mudger]

Deport

[5Pillars @5Pillarsuk]

We asked our audience if it was understandable for Sadiq Khan to promote LGBTQ and alcohol given his position as London mayor serving all communities.

Based on 960 responses, an overwhelming 95% said no.

[GM @Element_M1ller]

It was alright when you wanted it in America for junkie George though, wasn’t it? You silly cunt.

[Smudge @5mudger]

@faz42 Oooft 😍

[Cockus Flightball 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

Cuzz Lightyear

[Smudge @5mudger]

@gamray Did a few hours in North Middlesex Uni Hospital a&e once. Sat next to a bloke live-streaming a Nigerian militant spouting anti government rhetoric, no headphones. 3 others arrived in handcuffs. Staff scrambling for missing patients. Was eye opening to say the least.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.

[Smudge @5mudger]

@sportingintel Did you guess the killer?
First season of The Missing is also good if you haven’t seen that - a James Nesbitt whodunnit

[Dominic Cummings @Dominic2306]

All pathological systems working bang on as intended

[Smudge @5mudger]

What’s Sydney Sweeney done this time

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Victoria’s Secret stock soars +47% at market open.

[Smudge @5mudger]

Well done to the mongos out protesting tonight. Ruined any chance of getting regular folk on side, which you simply need to force cultural change.
Not smart, not sensible, not rational.
Braindead.

[Smudge @5mudger]

@Andy_Poole @upthetics25 2 contract offers btw. Club could have done more for sure to make him feel more valued.

[Smudge @5mudger]

@Andy_Poole @upthetics25 He was offered peanuts (quite below squad average) with performance based bonuses to top up. So it’s not like he was trying to take us for a ride, we just didn’t want to pay first team wages to an 18 year old.
We could have, but we tried to be cheap again. That’s the issue.

[dannyWAFClannon @DannyLannon]

#sorry

[Smudge @5mudger]

The Velaryons on the streets of Kings Landing…

[War Monitor Clips @WarMonitorClips]

Man dodges arrows in shootout between tribes, Papua New Guinea 2025

[Craig @R0SBIF]

A touching message from MI5, striking a very different tone to the shouts of racism made by the Digwa family in court during sentencing

[Smudge @5mudger]

You mean the family that all turned up, lied and hid the murder weapon?
Yah get fucked you should all be in jail.

[SikhPressAssociation @SikhPA]

* Digwa family statement *

"We are deeply sorry...we would give anything to turn back time"

A statement from the Digwa family has been released regarding the tragic murder of Henry Nowak.