Jeff Lockhart

90% sports, 10% horrifying

[Jeff Lockhart @5starfrogsplas1]

@bigcontentguy The problem is modern defenses expect a fake from a guy who’s never died.

[Jeff Lockhart @5starfrogsplas1]

@ToddFuhrman Dabos last season. Chatter begins after Lane runs it up week 1

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like a dog returns to its vomit

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I've never put US currency on the Mariners and not wanted to kms

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Stand by it

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Romo haters are philistines

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@JoshPateCFB

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Austin Riley just depresses me

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This is the first red sox game I've watched all year and I'm ready to fire everyone on behalf of their fans.

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I'd put a trivial amount of money on the braves to live cover last night and then started seeing the words "punt" and "sacrificial lamb" about the rookie reliever they put in. Lol.

[Jeff Lockhart @5starfrogsplas1]

Anyone looking to do a postgrad math or statistics project should looks into the statistical probability of table tennis outcomes on sportsbooks. Some isn't normal with it. (Under no circumstances bet it).

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@JoshPateCFB PTO Pate leaves us high and dry again

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@shiraeis Some women just want to be yelled at tbh

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Its kind of a sign Albies shouldn't be in the Braves 2 hole when Drake is being walked to get to him.

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@JoshPateCFB Notifications are getting strange

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For all of the talents that AI models have they are just terrible for sports gambling. Will steer you towards disaster if you don't know when to push back.

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cashed out a very large parlay that only needed the padres to win because its bases loaded nobody out obviously they'll lose. lol. lmao. The universe is trolling me.

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The Padres are just not a smart baseball team. Not just in game, but also the lineup and how they've spent resources.

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@JoshPateCFB Jam Packed Saturday

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Ill simply never bet on the Yankees again. I've been punished enough for a lifetime

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@DaveShapi my company uses nexthink which is basically an LLM with info about your environment. So you query about a machine and it will reply in plain english. Its neat but there is corporate pressure to justify the cost so you spend a lot of time documenting you used it

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@SamMonsonNFL they do, especially if its a mom and pop.