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[ily @luhyoumf]

please don't come around me gossiping about others.

I DO NOT CARE.

[Potato Juice🧃 @pjtoolitt]

"You will not be in your prime forever."
No be for me o...prime, primer, prime minister !!

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

I just watched that Ronaldo bicycle kick against Juventus and shake head. Nobody better pass that guy, walahi. 😂

[json @edgyjson]

turns out fucking a coworker is an important part of becoming an adult

[Eghosa 🪐💻 @iam_Dahnee01]

Ronaldo all I need is that 1000 goals!!!!
Then leave the rest to me!!

[Mal @UtdMaI]

WE’VE GOT TO ADMIT IT WITHOUT FEAR

As a lifelong Cristiano Ronaldo fan, if Messi wins a second World Cup, whether i think it was deserved or not… it becomes impossible to deny him.

He has to be recognised as the second greatest footballer of all time.

Still comfortably behind Cristiano GOATnaldo. 🐐

[Uche @_olaedo_xo]

No calorie restriction in the world can make me subject myself to unsweetened Greek yogurt.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I don’t have even 1% desire to know anything about anyone’s life

[Jum @JesterJum]

I completed a chore today that I have been putting off for 4 weeks.

It took me 3.5 minutes.

I will learn nothing from this.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHY IS SLEEPING AT NIGHT REALLY HARD BUT SLEEPING IN THE MORNING IS LIKE DRIFTING AWAY ON A SOFT FLUFFY CLOUD WHILE ADELE SINGS YOU A LULLABY ??

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

I'm that FRIEND that respects PRIVACY. If you DO NOT tell me, I won't ask you.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when u’re having a bad day as an adult

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

jollof rice tastes nice but jollof rice doesn’t beat rice and stew on a good day.

rice and stew with beans.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Not to alarm anyone BUT is anyone else worried about how fvcking stupiď everyone is ??

[🦅 @Donfigo_]

That fifa corruption documentary gonna hit like crack when everything’s all set and done

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

If that was the last time we see Cristiano Ronaldo at the World Cup, then thanks for the memories 🫡

[M4N1PL3 @knowledge_AH]

There’s no way you’re a fan of hard work & discipline and you don’t rate Ronaldo.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇨🇳 China sentences former city official to death for taking $325,000,000 in bribes over 30 years.

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

"Housing should be for living in. Affordable and Cheap, not a tool for profit and corruption."

—Xi Jinping on China's real estate price crash.