lizard queen

yea I’d fuck peter pan

[lizard queen @5thgradehellyea]

I love boys who wear backpacks at parties. you got some snacks in there? love a man who's well prepared.

[lizard queen @5thgradehellyea]

Can’t forget when we went to the Polo G concert for Bakari, ran into a group of 2019 Field kids there but they didn’t know who Scorey was

[adxfo @thandiwilson1]

is this not crazy???

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

When I go on a walk and there isn’t a single squirrel it’s like…. Nature’s splendor is being hidden from me

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

timothee and kylie after the beyoncé show https://t.co/hWJphADjHQ

[Tommy pants @10hula]

Train ride going hard

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

on my soul i didn’t pay for twitter blue, u will feel my wrath tesla man!

[lizard queen @5thgradehellyea]

this is what it looks like when you learned to smoke for TV before smoking irl

[alex 💭 ⁷ @nothnghppens]

he gives me the ick

[lizard queen @5thgradehellyea]

the only right way to ride the subway is listening to Moving Right Along by the muppets on loop

[gabitha. @igabitha]

social media is so weird like i randomly get this violent urge to no longer be perceived and i just need to deactivate everything before i explode. i wonder if there’s a name for that feeling because i know i’m not alone.

[lizard queen @5thgradehellyea]

@lesliemariel777 literally more chemistry between bianca and herself

[lizard queen @5thgradehellyea]

@lesliemariel777 OK THIS ??? like i get it, we want that for wednesday … but not enid?? why have we chosen enid??

[lizard queen @5thgradehellyea]

The best part about living in new york so far is that people have described Moulin Rouge to me as “Glee on broadway”

[lizard queen @5thgradehellyea]

if there’s one thing about me it’s that if i have a question, i’m gonna text you. I don’t care if we haven’t spoken in two years. I will text Evan Manuel that he looks like Pedro Pascal and I will ask my freshman year roommate what protein powder she likes

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

his response is taking me out lmao

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

i stay in my cluttered room in my bed all day not in like a gross sad way but in like a mysterious lamp genie way

[lizard queen @5thgradehellyea]

To everyone telling me my chronic nightmares will go away if I reconsider what I watch before falling asleep: I can assure you watching Paddington 2 before bed is not leading to my dismemberment nightmares

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

wdym eating the skin off my lip doesn’t count as eating lunch

[Thanh @tang_guin]

non-american zoomers need to be studied in a lab

my brothers (15 & 13) are sweet and polite in vietnamese but when they speak in english its all “I got w rizz” and “call me himothee chalamet”

[lizard queen @5thgradehellyea]

@Mads_52 a million dollars but my bose are sound canceling with incredibly good sound quality and have lasted me 6 years so far no problems

[me @boltsfood]

onions r boys and shallots are girls