Stuart Clark

Man of Kent

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@MartinSLewis Declined, despite excellent credit rating, solid income. No reason given.. Incredibly frustrating @HSBC_UK

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@AyoCaesar Very sad news 🕯

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@Dantastic_1987 @morgues_

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@Dantastic_1987 @morgues_ I think each generarion there are musical releases that define a formative time for the youths of the day. For those that came before, it was probably an album from Nirvana or Green Day or the Chilis. But Hybrid Theory was ours. A little disappointed we never saw LP live.

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@morgues_ You either had to wait for an hour to get into wagamama or you've got some sort of queue jumping celebrity status. Haven't had the energy to wait to get in there for years!

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@morgues_ How come they're allowed to call it bacon?

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@kscottpugh Oh man, must have been awful. I like how they call us "moist England" here. That's definitely the usual state!

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@morgues_ Get you with your signed copy!

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@morgues_ @smurf_birch @notaylott

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@morgues_ @smurf_birch @notaylott I thought there was a decent egg substitute in the game now? Would be nice if costa/greggies/uncle Tim could sort you out with a nice [insert egg substitute here] to go in your sarnie when you're on the M40

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@morgues_ @smurf_birch @notaylott What's your yolk-esque go to? Best bit

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@morgues_ @smurf_birch @notaylott Could be. Or even greggies.

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@morgues_ @smurf_birch @notaylott I'll be honest, purely on visuals I'm not sold on the vegan bacon thing. But then I wouldn't be sold if that was real bacon either.. Not a big fan on warmed up rolls like that from coffee shops. I do like oat milk though, and Chris has got me on the hazelnut notmilk too

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@morgues_ @smurf_birch @notaylott I should add that Beaconsfield is the greatest service station in the country (to my knowledge), on account of the variety, decent car park, nice gardens behind, and of course, uncle Tim's boozer and ristotanté

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@morgues_ @lady Some good stuff in the M&S plant kitchen range. One of the salads with houmous, peanuts, various beans and veg plus a nice soy dressing is my lunchtime go-to.

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@morgues_ Oosh... unsweetened? I'm sceptical, but I'll try it.

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@morgues_ I once went to London Zoo. It was depressing.

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@morgues_ Ah gotcha. Yeh, I never really understood why you would raise a cow for diary, but if they can jot down their experiences I guess it's a big help.

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@morgues_ Towards the end here