chipotle fernley

she/her

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This is a Tyler Welles hate account

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Everyone in gordium before Alexander the Great:

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Men will break up with u and say it's bc of a gut feeling .. like ... u have ibs .. ... that's the gut feeling :-/

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@Bewareofpoodle Not u tweeting this at the Stan's donut 5k :-/

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@Bewareofpoodle im leaving u and im taking the kids

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I can't believe George Foreman invented grills

[WWT @WWTworldwide]

Your garden pond could be a haven for the rare and protected great crested newt!

Like a human fingerprint, the pattern of black spots on their bellies are unique to each newt.

@BBCSpringwatch #Winterwatch

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If god isn't real, how do atheists explain the cranberry lime polar seltzer??????

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"'I went to the panopticon and everyone was watching u.' That would make a good tweet" - Lilia

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Is ur girl texting about jellycats?
Lmaoo: let me acquire Oberon owl
DM: duh mellow(mallow dog)
Nvm: newts vocalize music
ASAP: amusable strawberry (is) actually perfect
Cya: colin(chameleon) yearns abroad
BYOB: bring your own birdling(mallard)

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All girls do is yearn for the feeling of mysterious liminality of an airport bar

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It's because we live in a society that things are the way they are, and no one wants to talk about it !! !!!!

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Been thinking about laying down a lot recently🛌

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we need to talk about how the word "dogwhistle" is catphobic

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All I have to say is Anderson Cooper did NOT want to do that shot with Andy Cohen

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@KevinPoe11 I'll sell my kidney to u for one

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What does a person have to do to get a chocolate orange the day after Christmas

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@LiliaMarieEllis EXACTLY

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The grass withers and the flower fades but yearning will stand forever

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Growing up in purity culture: