smiling having fun 🙂🙂

Federal man seeks municipal woman

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

1870s Republican being confronted with his past statements supporting vegetarianism, women's suffrage, and thinking that Catholics are people too:

Awakening 1 was craaazy! 😝😂😹

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Hello, I drive a Nissan Altima and I have staked my entire sense of self on “winning” this intersection

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

Wrong.
https://t.co/TYgQ6iZhxY

[smiling having fun 🙂🙂 @Bewareofpoodle]

@roun_sa_ville A nice kratom/orange juice slurry was the way to go

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.

[leyla @leylaaa31]

The northeast D.C. goat is on an evening stroll

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

if you're still torrenting in 2026, your life is probably better than the average person in a lot of ways and much worse than the average person in some hard to explain ways

[smiling having fun 🙂🙂 @Bewareofpoodle]

there is a rat in the meridian hill park fountain @realDonaldTrump

[smiling having fun 🙂🙂 @Bewareofpoodle]

The cherubic white boy

[Father John Misty @fatherjohnmisty]

Am I an ultra-terrestrial?
I don’t know
I was born in Madison County
Or so I’m told
Said the only girl I trust
Re: Anti-gravity
and UFOs

[rhizzone.txt @Rhizzone_Txt]

which ignores the development in Marxist thought from Lenin onward; China Meiville, Bernie Sanders, Slavoj Zizek, Brandon Sanderson, Tony Cliff, David Graeber, George R. R. Martin, the marvel cinematic universe, etc.

[The Calvin Coolidge Project @TheCalvinCooli1]

🚨New: A perfect Red Heifer has been born in Israel according to the Temple Institute

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

loving all the incredibly informative flyers you see around New York 🍎🍎🍎

[Adrian @blagojevism]

Illinois also has a fourth, secret capital, rumored to be located deep downstate or, alternatively, right on the Wisconsin line. It is the abode of great yogis and ascended masters and the home of the mysterious and powerful Illinois Liquor Control Commission.

[John Sarrao @JSarrao]

Yea I'm gay... Gay for pusy #GuyCode

[flashback to getting head at a Halo 2 LAN party @GarlicCorgi]

Sorry Frens, mi habnt been around on Twibbler latterly. Mi ashamed and mad. After 20+ long years of alcoholism mi spent da past year and half in recovery. Mi recently fell off da wagon. Looks like mi gonna be drunk by noon again today. Ugghh!!

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep