Lance Wheeler

••I got 99 problems but a fish ain't one••2017-2018 QuickDraw Outdoor Gear ProStaff••

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

Once I saw this I couldn’t unsee it. @JasonKelce @tkelce @newheightshow #NewHeightsHolligans

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@RealCBrackett Sorry, not sorry. No one is taking management advice from a convicted poacher. ✌🏼

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@MariahTheel Everybody notices when someone likes their own stuff.... Every. Single. Person.

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@bloomer333

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@bloomer333 You’re right. This isn’t a debate. Timothy Dalton is not even in the Top 5 Best James Bonds

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@bloomer333 Timothy Dalton isn’t even top 5

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@Steffen868 @BuschBeer Ingredients: Necture of the Gods, Mother’s milk, ‘Mercia and water.

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@bloomer333 Shane Falco should and will always be #16 in the program and #1 in our hearts

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@MariahTheel @kanebrown @ThomasRhett I guess it’ll have to be hank then...

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@MariahTheel @kanebrown @ThomasRhett I can get down with that. I wanted the name Waylon but wife said Waylon wheeler was too much of a mouth full lol

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@MariahTheel @kanebrown @ThomasRhett Lol you can name your kid someone else’s name and still not name him after him hahaha I’m just giving you a hard time. I do this to all my friends that post about pop country 🤢

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@Hanson_83 @Chieferislazy @wackemstackem34 I’m sure he will be haha

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@Hanson_83 @Chieferislazy Sadly I won’t be there. If you see nate make sure you give mine to him lol

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@Hanson_83 @Chieferislazy Happy Honey Daze

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@steffen1013 I believe that’s the Cargill moto

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Shania Twain saying she would have voted for President Trump is the boldest statement by a country music star since Luke Bryan wore floral-print yoga pants to Zumba class.

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

If I was a famous person/company and people became outraged at something I did and those people requested that I apologize I would politely, yet firmly, tell them to suck a dick.
#YetiVsNRA #StarbucksVsPeople

Get over it and live your own fucking life.✌🏻

[Lance Wheeler @605carpkiller]

@a_towns42 I can’t run, period...