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[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

I had a dealer hit on hard 20 years ago. 🤣 She got a 30.

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Don’t throw rocks at @ICEgov . What the fuck did you think was going to happen?

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

@SevenOutPod @YoEric65 For those of us who mostly fly coach, tell us more.

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

You left out the important information on what kind of cookie it was.

[Jay Ochoa @jayochoa84]

7 years ago today, man my wife makes us easy to look at!

Don’t worry about my sister in the back stuffing a cookie in her mouth.

Time goes by

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

@SevenOutPod Congrats! Which tournament?

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Another idiot @MagicJohnson ! Wouldn’t have voted for her if she wasn’t black.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Magic Johnson voted for Karen Bass today.

Magic Johnson also lives in a $12.5 million mansion in a gated community in Beverly Hills that is popular with celebrities, tucked into a canyon, and guarded by a 24/7 armed security detail.

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Dr. Demento

[Esha @EshaAA33]

Name another doctor you trust more than Dr. Jill Biden

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Even the corpse @LesleyRStahl can’t save him. 🤣🤣🤣

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🔥🚨 BREAKING — The Fake News is FALLING APART, long-time 60 Minutes anchor Scott Pelly has been TERMINATED, "EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!"

Pelley accused Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss of "MURDERING" the show, and they got into a very heated argument in a meeting

TERMINATION LETTER: "Your antipathy to the future of the show has come through loud and clear. And I have heard you. I therefore write on behalf of CBS News to inform you that your employment with CBS is terminated for cause, effective immediately."

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Probably someone with no restaurant experience. Never understand why people think they’re going to make lots of money in restaurants and they don’t have a clue about running a restaurant. Run the numbers.

[Jason Chaliff @jchal]

Someone with family money opened a speciality salad spot in Midtown Manhattan. $100k monthly rent and $900k buildout.

They couldn’t make it.
Closed in 6 months, $2M lost.

I blame rich kid ego. A college town would’ve provided years of runway but it had to be NYC.

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Still wouldn’t have been enough for Hilton to win.

[Playteaux @Playteaux1]

Bianco should have dropped out

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Looks like cheating to me.

[J @JayTC53]

@ginamilan_ @EmmyPetrino They're actually cheating Gina!

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

🤣🤣🤣

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man walked into a brothel and asked for Rosie.

The Madam warned him,
"Rosie costs $10,000 per visit."

"No problem," he said.
He paid and spent an hour with her. The next night, he came back.

Another $10,000. On the third night, he returned again.

Curious, Rosie finally asked,
"Where are you from?" "Brooklyn," he replied.
Rosie smiled.

"I have family in Brooklyn!"

The man nodded. I know. Your sister passed away.
I'm her lawyer... and
I was delivering your $30,000 inheritance."

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

How stupid @MayorofSeattle ! 🤣🤣🤣

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

The glass is already being broken out on the new Throne Labs smart portable restrooms in Seattle, Washington

These bathrooms were installed just 2 weeks ago and are now already unusable because the windows are broken out

Cost to taxpayers is $116,250 per year, per bathroom

Seattle installed them as part of a one-year pilot program with the Seattle Department of Transportation to support increased foot traffic ahead of the 2026 FIFA World Cup

No one is surprised by this. The only surprise I have is it not always being completely covered in multiple layers of graffiti yet

Democrat policies destroy cities

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Stupid!

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Myles Garrett is going to end up paying approximately $21,000,000 more in taxes over the remaining five years of his contract because he's going from a red state to a blue state!

Why do people keep voting for this?

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Won’t play there with the $2 side bet bullshit.

[8 News Now @8NewsNow]

BIG WINNER: A local gambler won $10,000 on a $10 side bet ... but that was nothing compared to what her $2 bet paid. #8NN https://t.co/TbzyLZaDKC

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

@ROETrading I’d rather stay home.

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

@jayochoa84 Will the Walmart drone deliver here?

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Enjoying some poker.

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Sounds like typical casino bullshit where employees don’t know anything and they all give a different answer.

[Andrew Moreno @Amo4sho]

Arrived to @WSOP today excited to play but sadly they would not accept my money. They asked me where the money came from and I told them I won in a poker tournament at Aria. I was then informed that I cannot use poker winnings to deposit into my account. However, if I had won

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

BIG ‼️ Steve Hilton announces he has drafted his first Executive Order for Day 1 of he wins the California Governor Race

He says Day 1 Gavin Newsom will be under investigation for all the money that’s gone missing and lost to fraud

lThis is establishing a California taxpayer fraud strike force. This will make sure that we investigate and prosecute the billions and billions and billions of dollars of fraud, theft of taxpayer money that has occurred over the last few years, including investigating Gavin Newsom”

But it doesn’t stop there, these people will also be under investigation

- Rob Bonta: Current Attorney General
- Malia Cohen: Current State Controller

Here’s 5 of the worst examples of stolen money in California

- $32.6 billion in California EDD unemployment fraud during the pandemic
- $24+ billion spent on homelessness programs with little results and horrible tracking
- $146 billion estimated lost to Medi-Cal fraud and improper payments
- $50 million homelessness funding fraud scheme in Los Angeles
- $23 million stolen by a South LA nonprofit executive from homeless services funds

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

I’m surprised that hotel ever got built.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

@JBTtime It is! I’m a big Hilton guy.