Not Bruce Wayne

Watch out evildoers! Your dastardly plans can not defeat the powers of goodness!

[Not Bruce Wayne @60sBatman]

Watching "The Cape." Man, I hate posers.

[Not Bruce Wayne @60sBatman]

You know what's scarier than a bat?
A smoke monster.

[Not Bruce Wayne @60sBatman]

Just found out Lost is on Netflix. The police can handle crime on their own for the next few weeks right?

[Not Bruce Wayne @60sBatman]

It's a weird feeling when the song stuck in your head is your theme song. Nananananananana Nananananananana BATMAN! It's so freakin' catchy.

[Not Bruce Wayne @60sBatman]

Oh dang, on the last tweet, ignore the part that says "Wayne Enterprises." I'm definitely not associated with that place. Duh.

[Not Bruce Wayne @60sBatman]

You know the whole "to the Bat-" thing actually has a really good story. I ordered a bunch of signs (cont) http://tl.gd/7iqskq

[Not Bruce Wayne @60sBatman]

Turns out criminals don't take days off. Oh well. I still do.

[Not Bruce Wayne @60sBatman]

Slow day. Playing Tetris on the Batcomputer.

[Not Bruce Wayne @60sBatman]

Fear not good townspeople! Your caped crusader has no bedtime! He does, however, have a nifty nightlight in the batmobile.

[Not Bruce Wayne @60sBatman]

Watch out evil doers! There's a new police-sanctioned hero in town!