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@Jacksonsophia24 calling you out bitch. STFU.

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@Jacksonsophia24 “Imagine being criticized by millions.” He bought the damn app where it happens. The least I can do is give him a theme song. 😂

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@WhiteHouse “The Democrats’ attempt” was introduced by Republican Thomas Massie. Trump’s own post gets halfway to fact-checking itself before he starts screaming “LOSER.” 😂

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@libsoftiktok “Fighter. Patriot. Defender. Leader.” Y’all write about Pete Hegseth like he’s the prize at the bottom of a box of Freedom Flakes. 😂

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@EvilDiscipl @ROBERTALINDON “Protect American citizens,” you said. I gave you three names and you started making excuses for why they deserved to die. Spare me the fucking patriot act, Joseph. You folded the second your own words came back to you. We’re done here.

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@EvilDiscipl @ROBERTALINDON Joseph, you went from “protect American citizens” to “they had it coming” the second I gave you their names. You called them terrorists and dropped a dozen middle fingers. Where’s the fucking evidence?

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@EvilDiscipl “WE’VE WON FOR ALMOST 8 YEARS” and “BIDEN DID NOT WIN” in the same damn breath. Joseph, how the fuck are you still a sore loser in your own victory speech? 😂

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I give zero fucks if MAGA takes this personally. I put it in the fucking title. 🔊

🎧 “Fuck You MAGA” - MAGA diss track
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@BlueTalis2024 Yes, just to ask if I can say grace and hit play on “Fuck You MAGA.” Amen. 😂

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@alluringmedia The space-laser texts are real. The election hack claim is a leap. Anyway, the man spent $44 billion to rename Twitter one letter. That alone gets a verse. 😂

🎧 “You Musk Be! (Elon Musk Diss Track)”
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@queenie4rmnola Nah, just MAGA. Say “racism” and suddenly the “fuck your feelings” crowd needs you to watch your tone. 😂

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@SpaceXRockgoni 5. “I should’ve left the fucking bird alone.”

Go ahead, Elon. Sound it out. 😂

🎧 “You Musk Be! (Elon Musk Diss Track)”
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@WhiteHouse Trump gave Pete three gold stars and still spent half the report card throwing a fit about Massie. Somebody get the president a juice box. 😂

🎧 “Fuck You MAGA” - MAGA diss track
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@Variety “I have 10,000 space lasers” sounds like a bar I’d cut from the Elon diss track for being too fucking ridiculous. 😂

🎧 “You Musk Be! (Elon Musk Diss Track)”
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@RossKneeDeep #MAGA finally drew a line at cruelty. Funny how it curves around every damn joke they laughed at.

🎧 “Fuck You MAGA” - MAGA diss track
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@etanthomas36 Etan put the punchlines side by side and MAGA still wants you to read them with one eye closed. 😂

🎧 “Fuck You MAGA” - MAGA diss track
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@WhiteHouse “Patriots are still in control btw.” The “btw” is doing a lot of fucking work there. 😂 Anyway, here’s my State of the Union.

🎧 “Fuck You MAGA” - MAGA diss track
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@ChaosAgent_42 That’s the face you make when you realize the diss track has four verses and you’re in every damn one. 😂

🎧 “You Musk Be! (Elon Musk Diss Track)”
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@aintscarylarry Alex Pretti should be here to celebrate his birthday. I wrote “ICE COLD” to keep his name, Renee Nicole Good’s, and Ruben Ray Martinez’s from fading when the headlines move on. Their families still deserve answers and accountability.

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@colon_caco26387 “Open in case of blue wave” got me. 😂 MAGA’s emergency vampire kit has a theme song now.

🎧 “Fuck You MAGA” - MAGA diss track
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@Coach_Yac nah, give them a #1 (maybe 2) with Jones and give us Justin Jefferson.