64oz Hydroflask

Because some of y'all are just too damn thirsty
Keeping spitter hydrated

Not affiliated with Hydroflask

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Stay thirsty my friends

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Never thought I would need to offer water to a thirsty ass member of Congress but here we are

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@decmusicology @DeanBakopoulos There is no performative hydration, only good water

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Thinking about her ❤❤❤

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@VulcanCentaur No such thing as water addicts, only people with common sense

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@TheManHoeLorian The mussy knows where it is at all times @The___Missile

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Watching UFC:
Announcer: "Congrats on retaining you're lightweight title"
@em__tommo : "Me after two white claws"

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@frogs4girls Have you had enough water? Are you thirsty?

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@arturasfanclub Get your thirsty ass some water

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Look at these hoodlums trespassing on a football field, this is your reminder to always buy reusable water bottles instead of these terrible single use criminals

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@TheManHoeLorian Bro get a baja blast slushy

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@B_Garelick Bro this is my job, how would you feel if I suddenly became a jater jottle

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Thinking "damn, we got that Starliner engineering" every time a light flickers on my 737

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Shout out to the guy with the 64oz hydroflask on the airport shuttle, I hope you empty it before you reach security

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@aSwarm0fHobo Remember to drink enough water so you're good and hydrated for your exam tomorrow

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@aSwarm0fHobo I had to see this now so do you

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@arturasfanclub @RachLovely Bro Imma need your thirsty ass to drink some damn water

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@ohitstarik Damn you need some water too...

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@ohitstarik Tell them their thirsty ass gotta drink some water

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@BasedaroniTech @cringealtacct Drink some water my dude

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@PercyRover Of course a robot looking for water is thirsty, if you need some water I'm here