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@raymbow7 I’m sorry to hear that Remy

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I think I was a himbo in a past life

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Jonathon just woke me up mid sleep and said do you want some while showing me a handful of shredded cheese… I am more in love than I’ve ever been

[a very stupid space cadet @BalkeJason]

If you're not face down on the table at an IHOP, what are you even doing there

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we really out here crocheting pot holders in bed at 8:30 on a Friday night is this my final form

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Finding the perfect skeletor costume is so hard, it’s like wedding dress shopping

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Literally will love u forever if u do this

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What is up with the raw sexual energy that just appears when you walk into Home Depot

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I should not be allowed to drive when moon pretty

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“The gangs all here” I say as I put on another try guys episode

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I swear churches in CO Springs are popping up like the cogs in toon town

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Well shit apparently men can’t eat quiche either

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sometimes I have smart thoughts but then I think “would this be tweetable?… no” and then I have thoughts like thor is short for thorax

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I had a dream I started my new job and they found my twitter and all they did was photoshop my profile pic to be wearing a suit and tie 😭

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@CocoJonesSpace Only if it involves eat rock or be hot

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Just got the urge to be a lava monster.
All lava monster know is eat rock be hot

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“I’m in a good mood today that’s why I’m bullying you” - my sister