baldooooo

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[(fan) Nataagoat @nataaagoat]

Y Natanael Cano tenía 17 cuando sacó El Drip.

[////////////////////////////////////// @fuckcomputer]

claude code is fucking insane

i know literally NOTHING about coding. ZERO. and i just built a fully functioning web app in minutes

http://localhost:3000/

check it out

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

looking at my own notes in which I solved derivatives and integrations in my prime

[PABLO @WonderMahlobo]

Social media really ruined everything. We can’t be surprised at the cinema anymore 💔

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The opening match of #FIFAWorldCup 2026:

Mexico v South Africa

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

[Garcia @GarciaCap]

Listening to an earnings call for a company I have 0.7 shares in

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[Majooo @Mhonarissaa]

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

[saurish 🫧 @saurishhh]

finding a cs job so hard in this market we got people going to the nba instead 😭

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

This why they be k*lling each other so often. Imagine eating a slice of this shit , your stomach going crazy, you sweating and irritated and a nigga fuckin ya bm walks in 7-11.

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Men can stay up till 2 a.m, wake up at 6 a.m, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out.

[validate @validclipx]

When IShowSpeed shared voice messages he received from a fan.

The growth spurt was crazy 😭🥀
https://t.co/7C6H3icuBI

[Don Juan @Donyerr]

I AM SO COOKED 😭!

[dennis reynolds @mscoleybeee]

At the airport and a wife asked her husband “where are our seats” and he responds “in the airplane”

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

i still can’t believe these guys blocked me instead of giving me millions and millions of dollars for my username. pathetic cheapskates.

[joyce #INDIER♡CK @athrala]

please read this thread bra i’m crying😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭