Alun Nixon

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

WHAAT? LEAVE? Riviera of the Middle East? Who wouldn’t want to live there? Stay put, they can work round you if necessary #kinksintheslinky #seemsyoucandowhattheheffyoulikenowadays #FrankieSaysBeDecentFFS

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

I suppose it’s only fair to take back Gronland. After all, remember how it was thriving as the 51st state before the Vikings stole it #fakesagas #gonnabuildashieldwall

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

If you were either the co-founder of Microsoft or the CEO of Tesla, and you were forced to marry the other; would you rather be Elongates or Willymusk?

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

Later on we can build a Snowman,
And pretend that Measles is extinct.

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

Fingernails are great,
Fingernails are ace.
I wish that I could have some on my fingers.

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

If you take today’s date and multiply it by today’s month you get an abbreviated form of today’s year. Like, WOW!

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

@RachelRileyRR Opening sale indeed!

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

@BlokeOnWheels Gary Glitter

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

@ProfBrianCox Where there’s heat, there’s noise.

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

@SoVeryBritish Agadoo

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

Quorn, Kale & Mushy Pea Stew.

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

Live Forever

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

@a_manofkent @LibbyPageWrites This was probably an EARLy attempt, before John Montagu found that the ham tasted much nicer just inside the sandwich. I wonder who this Northbourne Dover chap is?

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

@FrankOnTheRadio Pigeon Smoothie

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

@FrankOnTheRadio Chiagra

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

I have to say; my Foot:Shoe ratio was absolutely bang on tonight.

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

Sausage, Apple and Black Pudding Casserole in bed with rice. Spoon pictured.

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

@DocAtCDI Shakira

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

This Barista’s strike is going to costa fortune.

[Alun Nixon @65Greywing]

If pies were actually square, it would be much easier to work out their area in your head #signthepietition #whatsAlanisMorrissettesphonenumber