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English bloke in California.

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Actual footage of the airport air traffic control during the Revolutionary War. #TrumpParade

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Excuse me, how many?
Blimey.

[Boston United @bostonunited]

🏟️ ATTENDANCE: 3,865 (257 @WealdstoneFC visitors).

A new stadium record.

Phenomenal support - thank you!

Our highest home league crowd since September 2006...

🟠 2-0 🔵

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Love footy, me.

[Jampickle @RoryBJampickle]

Mad game.
Quite mad.
What an amazing game.

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Big one, that.

[Boston United @bostonunited]

FULL-TIME: Aldershot Town 1-2 Boston United (Frost 45; Gale 72, Rowe 90+1).

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@DuncanBrowne_

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I like posting this gif.

[Boston United @bostonunited]

FULL-TIME: Boston United 2-1 Sutton United (Rowe 23, Gale 90+2; Davies 29).

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@DuncanBrowne_ I’d like to post it 7 more times.

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That second half was a bit good, wasn’t it?

[Boston United @bostonunited]

FULL-TIME: Boston United 3-0 Southend United (Maguire 50, Knowles 57, Mills 80).

[Trail Of Debt @TrailOfDebt]

For all the euphoria over our recent form, I regret to inform you I got all giddy and purchased tickets for Maidenhead on Tuesday night - thus ensuring our certain relegation at home to Gateshead on 26 April.

Sorry.

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Many Americans are unaware that sandwiches are improved by putting crisis in them (or “chips” as they insist on calling them), despite it being an obvious fact.
Just something I thought I’d share.

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Big win, that one.

[Boston United @bostonunited]

FULL-TIME: Rochdale 2-3 Boston United (Henderson 80, Bird 88; Hazel 25, Mills 28, Knowles 69).

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@TrailOfDebt ????

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Oh that will absolutely do.

[Boston United @bostonunited]

FULL-TIME: Braintree Town 0-1 Boston United (Ward 16).

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@bufcbrennan 😂
It’d be easier to ping you rocking horse shit.

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Well, that’s nice.

[Boston United @bostonunited]

FULL-TIME: Yeovil Town 0-3 Boston United (Knowles 38, Hazel 42, Mills 63).

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So he’s selling shitty cars at the white house like it’s some discount used car lot now?

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@DAZNFootball @DAZN_Sport your website is utter dogshit.
You can’t take a simple weekly subscription to watch one lousy game?
Weak.
And your support team? Ice ages move faster.

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I bit my tongue in my sleep last night. What kind of nonsense is that?
In my SLEEP?
Who bites their tongue in their sleep?
#WhatAmIDoing?

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So there I am. A boring Saturday doing nothing.
And I get a message from @billybiohazard who is talking to mates of mine in England and the topic of conversation over there is a microphone I stole in 1994(?) and how he wants some soap I make as compensation.
Odd kind of day!

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Didn’t see that coming.
But that’ll do.

[Boston United @bostonunited]

FULL-TIME: Dagenham & Redbridge 1-3 Boston United (Rees 3; Hazel 23, Rowe 82, Marriott 90+3).

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Feverishly waiting and searching for how I can stream this in the U.S.
Binging your YouTube in the meantime and introducing you to Canadian chums.

[Dave Gorman @DaveGorman]

Get the kettle on. You’ve got 3 mins before the show starts on Dave