666flan

side blog for my sads n horny. lvl 28, heshe freak. witcher, werewolves

[666flan @666flan1]

trying to remember if i ever masterbated while in london or paris

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

having a boy coded gf is great . today she sent me to home depot to pick up stuff because she wants to re-grout the shower (???) . she is often mean and uncaring also . and neglectful

[June @Junencense]

Rolling my nuts in my hand like a fushigi ball

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

"remedy" by seether (2005)

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

people ask me how i get the motivation to go to the gym 4x week but i really just like listening to music and looking at myself in the mirror

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

This whole raid was as useless as that lemon shaped rock over there!

Wait a minute... there's a lemon behind that rock!

[narcisstic @ladno640524]

Wow #FinalFantasyXV #FF15

[དའཌ @caImcs]

diabetic sensor armour / jewellery

for the device that keeps me alive

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

I'm disrespectful to dirt!!

Can you see that I am serious?

[ffxv archive @ffxvfiles]

It’s not right… All I… All I wanted…was to save you.

[A @seattleiminyou]

Being kind to myself feels like the stripper loves me

[QHRIST “LEMONDRAG” ALMIGHTY 🧡🍋 @qhristalmighty]

2026 is about HONORING THE HAG. WE ARE LIFTING UP THE HAG AND CELEBRATING THE INVISIBLE AND OFTEN UNCOMPENSATED LABOR OF THE HAG. 2026 IS THE YEAR OF THE HAG. WATCH THIS SPACE.

[evil lex :3 @lexbutveryevil]

my new year’s resolutions:
1.) lock-in
2.) get hotter
3.) get even weirder

[Vampyr Vlad (☥𝐃𝐁) @ImmortalBitesDB]

I must have this.

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

I look exactly the same, you moron!

Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus, I did your breasts.

Does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts?

#TheSimpsons

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

Who else thought Matt Groening was genuinely like this when they were a kid?

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"We leave you the kids for three hours, and the county takes 'em away!?"

"Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!"