Simon

[Simon @69Sidog]

@NFLUK @nyjets @AtlantaFalcons @MiamiDolphins @Jaguars @SpursStadium What. a. game.

[Simon @69Sidog]

Move for charity 2021 https://t.co/52sL1Tr80W

[Simon @69Sidog]

@KFC_UKI_Help Hi there, placed order via the KFC app for Harlow branch today, got home and they got my meal wrong, disappointing as I wanted the hot wings.

[Simon @69Sidog]

@sainsburys we're still waiting for our shopping on a 8-9pm slot. Phoned customer service to be told were really sorry there are delays and call back at 10.15... now no answer. Was also told couldn't PHONE customers because of covid, pls explain?

[Simon @69Sidog]

@monzo

[Simon @69Sidog]

@thisistimwest Once I got past the horror I was completely surprised they own a "magic" microwave. Full cup of water to less than a 1/3 cup in 60 seconds #abracadabra #goneinsixtyseconds #itsnotaproperbrew

[Simon @69Sidog]

@JustEatUK

[Simon @69Sidog]

@nealdodd Ha, completely agree. I was saying this to Tor the other day. Self promoting attention seeking celebs have nothing to do with the real heros on the front line risking their lives everyday. The barefaced cheek of it!!

[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

A gentle reminder that all your panic buying will be going out of date soon. Enjoy your 36 egg omelette, you fat wankers.

[Simon @69Sidog]

🤣😂

[rab livingstone @rablivingstone]

I can’t stop crying at this 😂

[Simon @69Sidog]

@nealdodd Personally the use of 'fuckwittery' alone got you my vote 🤣

[Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 @craiguito]

I'm just a boy standing in front of a boy standing in front of a girl standing in front of a man. I'm in a queue, basically

[Simon @69Sidog]

Happy New Year @monzo. Quick Q: Can you sort scheduled payments by expected date in the app or is this something we can expect in future? Keep up the great work! 😁

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😮

[The Witcher @witchernetflix]

When a humble bard, graced a ride along,
with Geralt of Rivia, along came this song!

[Simon @69Sidog]

@BLKMDL3 @elonmusk Bet you read this in cartmans voice 🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

People often think they’re breathing oxygen, but are actually breathing nitrogen (78%) with a side serving of oxygen (21%) in argon sauce (1%), spiced up with CO2, H2O & a dash of neon & krypton (etc.)

[Simon @69Sidog]

@KrycekAndy @NoMansSky @RayReynoldsNMS Those seagulls...

[Ben Stephens @stephens_ben]

Two Londoners, one armed with a fire extinguisher and the other with a narwhal tusk, take on a knife-wielding terrorist on London Bridge.