FINALLY๐
Iโve found a way to regain my kingdom, with this ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โผ๏ธ
Now be still, prisoner, the KOOPA KING is going to be the first to taste your ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ข
"If you didn't min-max DEX and STR and put all your thkill pointth in 'two-handed handjob' techth, can you really thay you can thatithfy an elite gamer like me!?"
"LOL get real, noob!"
"I WANT TO THOOT OUT THOME GLUE-THICK BALLTHNOT NOT DRIBBLE OUT PRE YOU LOTHERTH !!!"
I'm a girl, ๐๐๐๐๐It's not gay if I start stretching out your assholeAnd it's totally not gay to put on lipstick for me and start kissing my girlcock :3Because after all, it's a ๐๐๐๐cockNow, deepthroat me
Minaโs very crafty with cooking~ lately sheโs being trying her hand at candies, especially jello!~
But anytime she offers a taste test to someone those weirdos start shoving it into their holesโฆI wonder whyโฆ~
You dorks are so cute and pathetic~ constantly obsessing over your slob goddess with pure lust behind those dull eyes~
Such good playthings you all are~
MWWUUUUUUAHHHH!!!~๐๐ฆ๐ซง๐ฆ
๐๐๐๐๐
Your king demands yoโH-HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING~?!
I-Iโm the king of the koopas and y-you canโt just treat me like s-some ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐~๐ขโผ๏ธ
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐~๐ฆ
You REALLY thinking Iโd let some BRAINDEAD PRINCESSES control my kingdom?!
You must think so little of me, kneel and BEG FOR MERCY and I might let you out of here alive๐ข
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐:
โGood evening commander, Iโve been working on my ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ program~!โ
โThe crew have given me some veryโฆ๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ฎ๐ฅ advice about your reproductive needs~๐ฉถโ
โCare for a test run Commander~? I wonโt tell if you donโt~โ
โIโm sorry commander, seems my ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ is out of your reach still~๐ฉถโ
โOnce youโve ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ I will demonstrate how to properly maintain your cabin!โ
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: Oil The Hinges
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(0/10) Loads Released
โQuestion Commander, why have you chosen my model as your ship companion?โ
โIโm sure there are less ๐๐๐๐๐๐ & Cheap models that are willing toโฆโ
โYou like my new ๐๐๐๐๐๐ donโt you~?๐ฉถ
๐๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐๐ง~๐โ