KD🕷

[Arnold Lewinsky® @iam_arnoldluke]

being single is funny lol. yesterday you felt the urge to love and be loved, today you want nothing to do with all that shit, tomorrow you horny as fuck, the next you feel disgusted by the thought of being intimate.

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

who tf wants 3 disappointing ass niggas

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

I always very carefully pick the wrong person

[KD🕷 @6_K_D_6]

@flieldy Michael Cera Palin

[mads @m4dder4ll]

This summer is all about big naturals and lying for fun

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: This High Schooler Invented Color-Changing Sutures to Detect Infection

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

it really is funny that there’s nothing new under the sun. we’ve been having the same recurring discourse forever

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Aaaaand the glock is in my rari isn’t it

[🐾 Pepper R. Byte 🐈‍⬛ @pepperonibyte]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrereooww mrraooww

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Saying “That won’t be necessary “ when im offered water at someones house

[KD🕷 @6_K_D_6]

Taco Bell’s discontinued fruitista freeze😫😫

[⛧ @Rainclips__]

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

[blue @bluewmist]

i like luxury things like:
resting without guilt
slow mornings
watching sunsets
being present

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I don't always clear my calculator...

but when I do, I hit both 'C' and 'CE' a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

She’s feeling festive

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me in 2011 instead of claiming 5 bitcoin

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

gaslighting someone on accident because i have a bad memory

[𝓐. ♡ *:･ﾟ✧ @negraesoterica]

Welp he did something that completely ruined my perception of him and all of my good feelings are gone and replaced with indifference and disgust! IM FREEEEEEE

[KD🕷 @6_K_D_6]

Save "Supernatural" from removal on Netflix - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/AypS1Awb30 via @Change

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment