Protomartyr AD

Teamster. Married to my wife. I drop things sometimes but I can usually kick them before they hit the ground

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

@sososicwidit @BoneJail I did see them in Pomona around that time actually lol. We saw pettibone at a Mexican place across the street and complimented his integ skull tattoo and I think it pissed him off

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

Sacha Baron Cohen is a comedic genius on the level of Dave Chapelle by which I mean you had to hear his jokes screamed incessantly between songs at hardcore shows in the early-mid 2000s

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

My problem with Sacha Baron Cohen is he was treated as a Nathan Fielder-level comedic writer when he’s really just Jackass

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

@werewolfofupton @wordisbond Anchorman is a similar case where I got punchlines screamed at me for two weeks before I saw the movie and it really ruined it for years. But the Chapelle & borat fallout lasted much longer

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

@SweatieAngle Macaws too. They’re fucked

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

Teaching my wife who Ethan Klein is so I can make a joke about cheating on her

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

@BoneJail It was a constant “HUWHAT?” “OKAYYYY!” Call-and-response loop across the warehouse I worked at in 06 too. Young men underwent a mass hysteria event for like a solid decade. It took me years to recover from the antisocial outlook I developed as a result

[SurfSkateThrash @SurfThrash]

Only in October, now it's nearly over
Maybe in November, if you can remember

Unwound
October All Over
Leaves Turn Inside You (2001)

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

@tiedyedress Metal might not need hardcore but it often does need punk and then it becomes kind of like hardcore but in a good way not a deathcore way

[RiderOfKarma @RiderOfKarma]

Protest a data center at your own town hall and a steroidal thug will be sent to try and murder you in front of everyone as a message:

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

@freddykahlo Lmao it’s so good. I got my dad onto it

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

Man what a co-sign. This is like when David Byrne teamed up with St. Vincent to do that album if it were about rape and pedophilia

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Vivek Ramaswamy put up a very powerful Ad about a mother saying that her daughter, Amy Acton, who is running for Governor of Ohio, is a liar, and much worse. The Press, in a concerted and well coordinated attack, is trying to get Vivek Ramaswamy to 'take down the Ad.' Frankly, anybody whose mother spoke about a daughter in that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving in Office"

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

To be fair I would also pay $300 not to listen to cradle of filth

[𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 @Mutiilation1995]

This guy spent $300 on a Cradle of F shirt that looks like they found it in a dumpster, when you can find the exact same shirt brand new at any rock flea market, the guy doesn't listen to the band or know anything about black metal and the interviewer says the band is death metal

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

Poser has never heard Cleveland hardcore

[Daniel Steinmetz-Jenkins @daniel_dsj2110]

Francis Fukuyama: "The lack of a strong national musical tradition contributes to the weakness of American national identity."

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

It’s so stupid that when you eat your lunch there’s no more of it. Cool country 👍

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

@nope__nope__ugh @unfolkist I think he just plays with a whiskey bottle on stage now or at least he did when I saw them years ago

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

@MacDonaldTweets Hollywood cemetery screening if they have one

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

@BoneJail “Who’s this wrestler boy?!” is a great insult because it says you’re a wrestler and not even one of the better-known ones

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

@eeq16bTY7v After about a year of stretching nightly, aside from alleviating knee and shoulder pain, stretching my neck in particular has helped me breathe, swallow, talk, a clear phlegm much more easily. I imagine it’s also helping blood flow

[saila @sailaunderscore]

If you actually study lymphatic drainage you become schizophrenic.

[Protomartyr AD @flieldy]

Your honor, the so-called “victim” in this case is clearly dancing around the fact that he interrupted my flow state