Alec

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[Alec @6ixfoot3]

Im so back !

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Buying something from Target feels like voting for Obama

[Alec @6ixfoot3]

Can't believe we have Sunni and Shia Catholics now #SSPX

[Typhoid Maury @GrahamSig]

Have decided during this 30 Rock rewatch that how funny the show is is directly proportional to Alec Baldwin's weight.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

No contact is so weird because what do you mean we’ll never talk again but you said you want to marry me one day.

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

left bronny in la like a reverse fresh prince

[Alec @6ixfoot3]

Karma will hit you like a two ton truck.

[Ojay★彡 @oiseoje_]

tbh as a guy I have never minded taking care of a woman, it’s just the entitlement I don’t like.

[devilette @deviIette]

Everything this loser touches turns to shit LMFAAAAAAOOOOOO

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

me 99% of the time

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Rexha 🐸 @RexhaRexhaRexha]

Post Malone reveals Bud Light gave him a fridge that that restock for him and that he pays his friend $1,000 a day to do beer bongs for him.

"This is Alec, he's the beer bong guy. I keep him around, makes $1,000 a day just doing beer bongs."

[•ultra glitch• @highsieze6]

sorry i didnt hear you i was thinking of something weird

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

“They’re valid excommunications Jerry.”

[Alec @6ixfoot3]

Blessed to be done with FASFA

[The Perfect Pocho @ivanthecreatorr]

Pochettino was out there showing the USMNT 🇺🇸 how to set up an Uber driver profile.

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

guy at a mexican halal place "uh yeah, i'll have the inshalladas"