Самойл Голубин

[zepa @zepa11]

"Wockin' Wobin, tweet tweet, Wockin Wobin.." - Fuddson 5

[Евгений Волотич @yvuje922]

To get the point, rub a porcupine backwards.

[Лия Харинa @liya_kharina]

Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.

[Андрей Чудов @achudov3]

Anyone in good enough condition to run three miles a day is in good

[Vegas Nights @vegasnights]

@DJBombShel hosts #RedWhite&Boobs #IndependenceDay #Party tonight @CRAZYHORSE3LV! Info http://t.co/WGDXZbhubH

[Богдан Твердышев @bogdant06800393]

before the holidays and the other is after.

[Ева Хохолевa @AHoholeva87]

A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week.

[Андрей Пентюк @andrey_pentyuk]

I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.

[Антон Хохлов @ToshaKhokhlov]

It's not worth it. I'm going back to bed.

[Ольга Свадьбинa @AZzyyf2]

Does "PIRATE" software come with a treasure map?

[Геннадий Вячеслов @baluu61]

Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE! - HAL9000

[Рада Кукинa @Rada1993A]

You're not losing more hair, you're gaining more scalp.

[Полина Манькинa @MankinaPolina]

The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a

[Вероника Батуровa @VeraBaturova]

"I'w nevew be youw beast of buwden...."!Rolling Fudds

[Наталия Видяпинa @vidyapina_a]

the sun rises.

[Пелагея Кропоткинa @kropotkina1982]

proportion to the importance of your 8:00am meeting.

[Корнилий Дешин @0dahy7_mega]

A misplaced decimal point will always end up where it will do the

[Светлана Лозовская @LozovskayaLana]

concerts, and lectures.

[Елизавета Олехановa @OlehanovaA]

Don't get married if you are afraid of solitude.

[Людмила Хаперсковa @ALyudmila1111]

...So simple a child could do it? Go find me a child!