Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."
You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."
AYO DOSUNMU GIVES WOLVES 3-1 LEAD WITH NIGHT FOR THE AGES.
🔥 43 PTS, most he's scored in NBA
🔥 13-17 FGM, 5-5 3PM, 12-12 FTM
🔥 68 PTS in Games 3+4
Dosunmu is the first player since Steph Curry in 2016 to score 40+ off the bench in the NBA Playoffs presented by @Google!
One rule for today. Whether we watch College Basketball or not, we bet on every game. Out of respect for the kids. Can't have them out there playing for nothing. Be somebody.
ESPN sources: the Raiders agreed to trade five-time Pro-Bowl DE Maxx Crosby to the Baltimore Ravens in exchange for 2026 and 2027 first-round picks.
The trade cannot be processed until next week, but it is in place. And Crosby is expected to be a Raven with two 1s back to Vegas.
Illini gave up 23 point lead to UCLA. Likely cost them a B1G title and 1 seed. That is an absolute crusher. I have no idea what they were doing on the last defensive possession. All 5 guys looked passive and lost.
There’s a reason Michigan State is dogshit away from home. If you have any doubts that the Breslin whistle exists, watch the last 3 minutes of this game. Illinois by 35 on a neutral. Get Jeremy Fears out of basketball.
Refs: “ok let’s see here this guy has tripped 5 guys in the past 2 games and also kicked someone in the balls — we clearly see him trip David Mirkovic here, but we think Izzo would be mad if we called it so let’s let it slide”
Illinois was never winning this game. Big Ten can't have Michigan State lose 3 in a row, and the third be at home. Refs showed their colors late. Sickening.
@Reagan23Snider Hard to be in the game when whole 2nd half couldn’t get a single call and any time fears was breathed on it was a flagrant 2. Game should be investigated