Randy

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[Kylie Minogue @kylieminogue]

Love, love, love....on this day 9/11 to All The Lovers

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

The night I was conceived, the boundaries between my parents dissolved entirely. It was like they were one body, penetrating itself over and over again. As a duet, they performed but a single song: me. 30 years later, this song now sings itself, a testament to love's verity.

[gavin @hellsupermarket]

dude he is so cool

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Justin rules

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Crazed jocks take to the streets tonight to maim bookish introverts. What else is new.

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

nightclub music last night in Shanghai, China went crazy

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

there was a period of time right after json posted this that i could not stop using it like a reaction image

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

.@lukadoncic, There Is Only One Word That I Can Possibly Say, And That’s DISAPPOINTED. 46 Million Dollars, And You Can’t Play. OMG, I Would Jump Off The Empire State Building With A Parachute For 46 Million Dollars A Year, And I Don’t Even Know How To Pull The Cord To Open It- But I Would Take My Chances.

[JOE GLEASON @J0EGLEAS0N]

Caleb’s audition song…

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Thats horrible Steven! RT "@steven_spielberg: new Shindlers List deluxe bluray combopack will include 45 min of hilarious bloopers and gags"

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Older friend in college: Yo we should throw a function tonight. Serious

Stoner friend: Hell yeah dude. Ill bring the pot and bongs

Nerd: Ahhh maybe. Ive got a test tomorrow

Girl whos been fucking Caillou: Can Caillou come

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

"I got you today”

Jayson Tatum sent a message to Kobe Bryant before Game 7 ♾🐍

[jos @josiahhughes]

Friday arrives with a quiet sense of pride. It’s not just a calendar celebration—it’s a sigh of relief. You made it through, now it’s time to make it special. Whether it’s espresso martinis or vodka Red Bulls, you’ll arrive at whatever’s next powered by caffeine and chaos. 🚀🤣

[でっかいカエル @mushi_frog]

でっかいカエル
挨拶のクオリティ上がってきたな笑

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Yall choose to watch rap battles and gossip … I watch Gaza Isreal…. Haiiti being torn apart …. I watch the state of people really poor in real life! Some think I’m different I think they are clueless to real life… but hey who am I! Yall do coke I don’t some gay I’m
Not!

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@liveforeverdemo Why does anything have to mean something

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

[David James 🍩 @funkentechno]

Somehow I never noticed that Ashley Judd is watching Akira with her toddler at like 8am in Heat

[Wemby Central @WembyCentral]

Type shit you be watching