SKELLGOD

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[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

“Are you excited for Taylor’s wedding?”

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A.

If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club.

If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club.

If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club.

But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club.

You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club.

What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.

[riss @redsoxrisss]

Jarren Duran it should’ve been you

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Craig Breslow to John Henry when he heard they were cleaning house

[SKELLGOD @718soldier_]

The 2013 redsox were the worst thing to happen to the redsox.

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Sending this to my mom and saying "pray for our troops"

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

Boy layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top, I would’ve put some singles in his shirt

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

You sure you good to drive bro?

[SKELLGOD @718soldier_]

Greatest is a giant stretch

[Evil Empire @octoberstanton]

Cal Raleigh struck out on three pitches
Roman Anthony has Yadier Molina speed

Don’t ever group any of these players with the greatest right handed batter of all time

[Tyler Leighton @SoxSigns]

Your 2026 Boston Red Sox:

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Absolutely insane headline

[SKELLGOD @718soldier_]

Gandhi did this better

[SKELLGOD @718soldier_]

Heat

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

You just love to see it! 😁

[Lemma Wild @lemmawild]

In December 2004, a guy named Gary Brolsma uploaded a video called "Numa Numa Dance" to the site Newgrounds. It was just a webcam recording of him sitting in his chair, pumping his arms and lip-syncing to the Romanian song "Dragostea din tei" by O-Zone. People started sharing it everywhere, and it ended up becoming one of the very first videos to go massively viral on the internet.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸 THE FREUDIAN SLIP HEARD AROUND MINNESOTA

"If childcare is cut, I'm unable to work or go to school.

I understand, fraud is bad—"

The way she physically recoiled from her own words tells you everything.

That reaction isn't embarrassment.

That's someone who just realized they said the quiet part out loud.

Source: @EndWokeness

[Ben Yoel @Ben_Yoel]

It’s almost time to watch the ball drop.

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Seems about right...