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I'm an old soul with some new tricks!

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@airport_girl Reading mine is like reading your favorite romantic novel.

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@a320_neo I can't hear you over the sound of all these new orders coming in you glorified croissant!

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Damn! I ate so much this Thanksgiving I feel like a fucking Jumbo jet!

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@SecElaineChao Hey @SecElaineChao why won't you return my calls? What did I ever do to you?

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@Max24948076 @AviationFox1 Why is no one talking about all those wheels on that fatasses landing gear? I'm, can you share a tire, bruh? Leave some rubber for the rest of us? No, it's all about "The Queen" and her selfish needs.

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@BoeingAustralia @SaberAstro Hey! Stop spying on Wallabies with your spy satellites and come install some accent lights under my landing gear so I look cooler than @a320_neo when I'm parked at the gate!

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@HST6977 @AirlineFlyer Hey... Hey... Fuck off. Like you've never flown in to power lines before. Chill, dude! Besides, all that cabling is being put to good use as tie down ropes for my smaller buddies at the airport.

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@AirlineFlyer Ugh, what an embarrassing photo. You didn't even get my GOOD side.

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@SeaTimesAero @jonostrower What more improvements??? I'm beautiful and perfect just the way I am! Don't put me down just because you're jealous!

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@a320_neo @747_200 Come on man! You said that was between us!!!

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@a320_neo Oh here we go! Who invited you with your wider more comfortable cabin and more ergonomic cockpit? You probably got baguette crumbs up in that APU. "FLY BY WIRE"? I'm HARDWIRED, baby!!! At least when I land I don't insult my pilots!

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How do you get desert sand out of your APU hole? Asking for a friend...
#aviation #737MAX #Boeing

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@pilotjaveri @747_200 @jonostrower @dominicgates Hey, if you preflight me real nice I'll let you deploy my reversers... Let's fly!!!

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@ReutersAero @jonostrower @byEricMJohnson They are scrubbing me and feeding me well! Worry not, you'll be complaining about my lack of legroom and hard-as-marble slimline seats in no time! But man, the cost savings that the airlines will pocket off of me will be astounding !

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@747_200 @747GVROS Oh can it know it all. "Look at me! I'm so cool because I have no winglets". Relic.

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I can't wait for my first flight! I'm the bestest at the flying! I'm the mostest! I'm the MAX!

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@747GVROS @747_200 Stay out of this, Quad jet! Go haul some frieght! 😋

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@CaptRogerVictor Hey captain puppet face! You gonna stand there and make jokes or you gonna get in me and fly me like a man???!!!

That didn't sound right.

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@747_200 @jonostrower @dominicgates Pffft. As if! You know that's just a nickname, right? You aren't actually royalty! Beside that airbus A380 was MUCH bigger than your fat ass!

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@747_200 @jonostrower @dominicgates YOU shut up! You're not my dad!